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Black women in porn: I’m about to suck your dick
White women in porn: Aw FUCK I’m about to suck your erect, pussy loving, superb COCK mm yea look at the balls hanging underneath your COCK
White women in porn: Aw FUCK I’m about to suck your erect, pussy loving, superb COCK mm yea look at the balls hanging underneath your COCK
First of all... if you say “cock” in a porno I’m turning the shit off.
Second of all.... talking during sex is great. But when it’s too much... my pussy dries up.
Thirdly.... if only one party is verbal, I’m turning the shit off.
Fourth of all... I expect everyone to moan while eating pussy in porn.
add some cinematic value, the fuck.
add some cinematic value, the fuck.
Fifth of all....
Please dont be silent while getting yo pussy ate in a porno.
Bitch if I’m not convinced it’s good, how am I gon cum?
Please dont be silent while getting yo pussy ate in a porno.
Bitch if I’m not convinced it’s good, how am I gon cum?
Sixth of all.... why the fuck mfs be awkwardly looking into the camera in homemade porn vids?
Bitch you know it’s recording. We still here. Act natural.
Bitch you know it’s recording. We still here. Act natural.
Seventh of all..... I understand the need for storytelling but the writers don’t even try.
So you mean to tell me 6 women were taking a walk in the suburbs, decided to follow a dog into an empty house, then started licking each other’s pussy?
what about the dog
So you mean to tell me 6 women were taking a walk in the suburbs, decided to follow a dog into an empty house, then started licking each other’s pussy?
what about the dog
Seventh of all pt. 2
I feel like it’s so unnatural.
I just watched an orgy where they were having a girls day brunch and 1 chick asked another how her day was. The chick responded by taking out her titty and dipping it in the whipped cream.
??????????
I feel like it’s so unnatural.
I just watched an orgy where they were having a girls day brunch and 1 chick asked another how her day was. The chick responded by taking out her titty and dipping it in the whipped cream.
??????????
Eighth of all...
I don’t wanna see no fucking porno directors/writers/staff casually standing or walking around in the background!!!!!!!!
get out the scene, bitch!!!!!!
I don’t wanna see no fucking porno directors/writers/staff casually standing or walking around in the background!!!!!!!!
get out the scene, bitch!!!!!!
Ninth of all...
I hate a dirty looking ass couch or bed in a flick.
bitch... y’all about to get an infection.
I hate a dirty looking ass couch or bed in a flick.
bitch... y’all about to get an infection.
Ninth of all pt. 2..
I can always tell when it’s a hotel.
& I always get weirded out thinking about how many rookie porno flicks were made in the hotel rooms I’ve stayed in.
I can always tell when it’s a hotel.
& I always get weirded out thinking about how many rookie porno flicks were made in the hotel rooms I’ve stayed in.
Tenth of all...
Let’s abandon those rap background beats in ebony porn.
I’m trying to cum. Not freestyle.
Let’s abandon those rap background beats in ebony porn.
I’m trying to cum. Not freestyle.
Eleventh of all....
I really need cameramen to learn angles.
how am I supposed to get horny if all I see is the back of someone’s head bobbing between some legs?
bitch, can I see the tongue? Can I see the clit get flicked? Tf.
I really need cameramen to learn angles.
how am I supposed to get horny if all I see is the back of someone’s head bobbing between some legs?
bitch, can I see the tongue? Can I see the clit get flicked? Tf.
Part twelve...
Dear white women in porn...
When your partner is a Black person... I PROMISE you don’t have to keep pointing out theyre Black.
“That black pussy” “fuck me with your black cock”
We know they’re Black. We see dat.
Dear white women in porn...
When your partner is a Black person... I PROMISE you don’t have to keep pointing out theyre Black.
“That black pussy” “fuck me with your black cock”
We know they’re Black. We see dat.
Thirteenth of all....
.......Its more than apparent that I could make an excellent porn flick. Don’t know where to go with this information but it’s got me thinkin’.
.......Its more than apparent that I could make an excellent porn flick. Don’t know where to go with this information but it’s got me thinkin’.
I once saw a porn flick with PowerPoint transitions...
They were kissing and then the screen faded into an X and the next scene was her getting backshots.
It was terrible.
They were kissing and then the screen faded into an X and the next scene was her getting backshots.
It was terrible.
I just saw a flick not too long ago where it had so much potential but both parties kept awkwardly looking around.
I wanted to blue-skidoo into the video to see what the fuck was going on off screen!!!
I wanted to blue-skidoo into the video to see what the fuck was going on off screen!!!
**sexual content**
I found it.
This clip had so much potential but they don’t even like each other
I found it.
This clip had so much potential but they don’t even like each other
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I cum to videos of myself cumming.
it’s familiar, good angles, authentic moaning, AND im connected to the main character.
it’s familiar, good angles, authentic moaning, AND im connected to the main character.
So this thread did more than I expected it to...
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