every Doctor's drink of choice, a thread:
One:

tea. he drinks it without milk and with one sugar. he hates having milk in it because milk is for the weak
Two:

juice. he carries a juicebox with him at all times. every time he's on screen i can guarantee you that there is a cartoon of juice in his pocket. sometimes Jamie swaps his juice for vodka. he never notices the difference
Three:

really strong coffee. he probably drinks it scalding hot as well, just to impress the Master
Four:

this bitch drinks pure petrol. the only reason he's not dead is because he simply forces his stomach to digest it
Five:

he just drinks straight milk. hell he downs a whole carton of it in one sitting, he loves the stuff
Six:

whisky. just whisky, nothing else. man's a full alcoholic. mel wasn't trying to get him to be fit when she made him drink carrot juice, she was just trying to make him have something that wasn't whisky
Seven:

he pretends to drink tea but really it's just apple juice
Eight:

tea. he probably has a really complex Tea Making Method™ that he follows every time
Nine:

just water. he doesn't allow himself the luxury of drinking things with flavour
Ten:

fruit shoot. he has to ask his companion to take the plastic lid off for him though
Eleven:

constant coke. just a never ending stream of coke. he is always on a sugar rush
Twelve:

he will drink anything, but only if it has twenty sugars in it. he will fill any beverage he's given to the brim with sugar. Clara tried to stop him doing it one day so he stranded her on the moon
Thirteen:

pure caffeine. not in coffee or energy drinks or anything, just pure liquid caffeine. her internal organs are only kept running by caffeine now because her body has become reliant on it
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