People who think that cheeseburgers are the best food are wrong. THREAD. It’s a scientific fact that the more add ons you put on food, the worse it is. To make a burger taste good, you need: patty, cheese, mayo, ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, lettuce, not to mention the buns.
Fried chicken is the perfect food because you don’t need to add on any ingredients to make it edible, all you need is a dip, plus it’s portable, and it doesn’t fall apart when you try to fit it in your mouth.
Pizza is a close second. All you need to do is bend it in half. End thread.
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