what happened to madonna... /j
earlier today, madonna passed away of organ failure.

this is likely due to her being 112 years old, and being homophobic as we know homophobes have weaker organs (proven by science)

she died in her sleep in her queen bed with her 26 cats and no man. though the police are looking into this being a homocide. it totally was not me and i have an alibi.

her 26 cats then proceeded to eat her saggy flesh, and most likely mistook her for a very large chicken wing.

please retweet to spread awareness! and send ur best regards to her down there in hell