I should be watching a Panthers preseason game against Jacksonville right now. Here’s some tweets I would have probably sent if the game was actually happening:

“I think Teddy Bridgewater is serviceable, but maaaan this offensive line is going to get him killed by week 4 this season.”

“Christian McCaffrey is such a badass runningback. What a shame he’s going to touch the ball 6000 times this year and he’ll be past the RB prime by the time this team is ready to contend.”

“I love this team...I’ve followed them from day one...I can’t name more than 3 starters on this defense.”

“God I miss Luke Kuechly and Thomas Davis and Greg Olsen and Trai Turner and James Bradberry and maybe even Cam Newton...”