Welcome to Just the facts with J. Jonah Jameson were My wonderful viewers discuss problems Also known as Spider-Man, But not today

Today I shall discuss this chick you people call “Uzaki” was it? DOESNT MATTER!

What does matter, However is how I happen to see Her Face everywhere I look. It’s great to not see that menace everywhere but this seems just as annoying

Worst of all,most if not all of you PRAISE her like some type of god. I don’t know about you all but back when I was young WE DIDNT HAVE TIME TO FOCUS ON TRIVIAL STUFF LIKE THIS CAUSE WE HAD MORE IMPORTANT THNIGS TO DO.

So while I still have you all here may I ask you all who do worship her to please....

JOIN THE NAVY, AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE IN YOUR LIFE. Jameson out