it& #39;s important to dream, even if reaching for your dreams ends in failure
I& #39;m certain they have vape phones but apparently "vape" is one of the words (like "mask") which is marked as "DON& #39;T LET THE AMERICANS BUY ANY OF THIS SHIT" so trying to search it fails.
oh yeah that& #39;s good phone
Do you want all the flexibility of a bench test mounting kid but without any of the usefulness, combined with the lack of protection compared to standard PC cases?
Then get a rail mount vertical PC uncase!
Then get a rail mount vertical PC uncase!
sadly they don& #39;t supply the pepsi. you have to buy it separately
look if you have all these animals hanging out together on your lawn, it& #39;s not your lawn anymore, they& #39;re clearly doing something with it.
anti-cat spikes! terrible. I& #39;d be surprised to discover these actually work
BTW I& #39;m just following suggestions. this is what aliexpress thinks I want.
like a dual-channel temperature controller!
like a dual-channel temperature controller!
they said "usb charging fish" and I clicked it to find out what that was about and, well, it& #39;s about this.
STAY BACK, ROBOT! TAKE THE ORBS IF YOU MUST, BUT COME ANY CLOSER AND I& #39;LL SHOOT!
egg aprons! I& #39;m gonna wear these and just collect shiny rocks
oh hey, an electric cow goat sheep milking machine! I& #39;ve been looking for one of these because I keep getting zapped when I try to milk my electric cow goat by hand
I don& #39;t like how this related page is mostly milking and incubating and then there& #39;s some kind of massage heat lamp
are you massaging them, or incubating/milking them?
are you massaging them, or incubating/milking them?
magnetic cupping devices! This is like regular cupping, but with Extra Bullshit from magnets.
It can be used to trait Parkinsonism, polio, hepatitis B, bronchitis, and diabetes! (according to the ad)
It can be used to trait Parkinsonism, polio, hepatitis B, bronchitis, and diabetes! (according to the ad)
they have a bee feeding device and guess what& #39;s back? PEPSI BOTTLES!
Tired of sharpening? You don& #39;t have to be.
Do you need to keep your unrealistically tiny shiba inu in the back of your immaculate SUV? sure, we all do
this was literally suggested under that top one, and I spent a minute looking at it like "what the fuck, how does that work? what does it do?"
I wonder if it keeps showing me BDSM stuff because some of these pet restraint devices are being perverted by kinksters?
the photoshopping of this thumbnail gives some really inaccurate ideas aobut scale.
at least, I hope inaccurate?
at least, I hope inaccurate?
I love finding devices I didn& #39;t know existed and don& #39;t know why they exist
it& #39;s a honey refractometer!
it& #39;s a honey refractometer!
oooh, a queen marking tube!
they don& #39;t say specifically for bees, so it probably works on Liz-2.
they don& #39;t say specifically for bees, so it probably works on Liz-2.
if you ever need to fight beekeepers (and who doesn& #39;t have to, from time to time?) watch out, they& #39;ve got special tools for beekeeping punching
it& #39;s a kneading leg massage device!
this is a vacuum thermal body messager but I& #39;m pretty sure if her skin looks like this afterwards, you& #39;re doing it wrong
ahh yes, a neck massager.
1. I can& #39;t be sure this isn& #39;t a kink thing
2. is there any part of the body that can& #39;t be vibrated for massage reasons?
1. I can& #39;t be sure this isn& #39;t a kink thing
2. is there any part of the body that can& #39;t be vibrated for massage reasons?
Someone said "eyes" as an example of what you might not vibrator for massage reasons, but GUESS WHAT WAS LINKED FROM THAT LAST ONE?
yep, eye massagers.
yep, eye massagers.
Also the Gom Jabbar one has separate modes for male and female hands.
I& #39;m not sure what happens if a non-binary person tries to use it. Presumably they become the Kwisatz Haderach
I& #39;m not sure what happens if a non-binary person tries to use it. Presumably they become the Kwisatz Haderach
for some reason a lot of the massagers show them being used by couples.
"there& #39;s nothing I love to do with my husband more than dress in inverted colors and sit on the floor next to his Foot Machine"
"there& #39;s nothing I love to do with my husband more than dress in inverted colors and sit on the floor next to his Foot Machine"
This one is creepy. Very creepy.
Even before you read the title and they call it a "cervix stretcher"
Even before you read the title and they call it a "cervix stretcher"
It& #39;s also USB, because WHY NOT?
they helpfully provided a GIF showing how this device is supposed to be used, but... I don& #39;t get it.
ahh, now I see, you just... wait, no. I don& #39;t.
There& #39;s a trend for a lot of these high-tech sex toys to look more like they& #39;re designed to destroy penises than to pleasure them.
is this a BDSM thing?
is this a BDSM thing?
shark costume for your bearded dragon, anyone?
(this was suggested off the beard saddener, because "beard")
(this was suggested off the beard saddener, because "beard")
this portable sauna thing h as special Leg Holes for when you want to sauna-ify your evil clone whilst kicking them
always take selfies while wearing your Face Vibrator.
it& #39;s always slightly creepy when they demo them using dolls
it& #39;s full of little pokey bits that vibrate.
"I love you, evil glowing mask"
"I LOVE YOU TOO, SALLY. NOW PUT ME ON. COMPLETE THE CONTRACT. AND YOUR ENEMIES WILL BE NO MORE..."
"I LOVE YOU TOO, SALLY. NOW PUT ME ON. COMPLETE THE CONTRACT. AND YOUR ENEMIES WILL BE NO MORE..."
did you specifically choose the colors of this chin mask thing to make it look like you were wearing underpants on your head?
this one is supposedly for face-lifting reasons, but the way they demonstrate it makes me think it& #39;s supposed to be BDSMy. Otherwise why is it being worn by a gagged naked woman?
definitely not draining someone& #39;s power into your face
I kinda want to buy that one for one reason:
it uses USB to connect the face and neck mask parts to the main controller.
Now... do you think they& #39;re really USB? or are they doing something terrible like just running god-knows-how-many volts over a USB connector?
it uses USB to connect the face and neck mask parts to the main controller.
Now... do you think they& #39;re really USB? or are they doing something terrible like just running god-knows-how-many volts over a USB connector?
uhhhh? I& #39;m not sure if this is supposed to be fun for the dog
portable dog vacuum. I like when they demonstrate it and it& #39;s clear the animal is not a fan
get into the BURNING SLEEPING BAG loser, we& #39;re doing sous vide
I take it the model couldn& #39;t make it today?
portable oxygen carry bag. Who hasn& #39;t wanted to breathe in a pillow?
Oh this one is hilarious. It& #39;s an anti-tinnitus machine.
First, the main part goes on your wrists, because the wrist is important to how your ears work
First, the main part goes on your wrists, because the wrist is important to how your ears work
I& #39;m sure this is helpful in some way
have you ever worried that your fingers aren& #39;t creepy enough?
amusingly it goes right from those to things like this, which are restaurant pagers
well, they both vibrate, so... yeah. I guess?
well, they both vibrate, so... yeah. I guess?
the how to use comic shows them talking about it which is weird
I always say "TAKE MEALS" and "HAVE A MEAL" before doing it
I always say "TAKE MEALS" and "HAVE A MEAL" before doing it
I bet if he takes the headset off, she isn& #39;t there.
the recomendation engine is so weird.
Like, this is an infrared sensor. it& #39;s used for things like detecting when people enter a building, or movement of a robot arm.
What& #39;s it related to?
BALLGAGS
Like, this is an infrared sensor. it& #39;s used for things like detecting when people enter a building, or movement of a robot arm.
What& #39;s it related to?
BALLGAGS
I clicked off that one to a recommended one: his and hers matching pajamas.
which raises a lot of questions about how they are used together
which raises a lot of questions about how they are used together
and yeah, the recommendations on these pajamas, both in the "from the seller" and the general algorithmic sections?
either more pajamas, or fetish gear.
either more pajamas, or fetish gear.
remember:
1. you can enjoy it in the bathroom
2. you can enjoy it in the living room
3. you can enjoy it in the bedroom
this sounds like an excerpt from the NSFW version of green eggs and ham
1. you can enjoy it in the bathroom
2. you can enjoy it in the living room
3. you can enjoy it in the bedroom
this sounds like an excerpt from the NSFW version of green eggs and ham
love to drink wine while my friend reads a magazine and kicks me in the side and someone fires lasers at us from a remote they can& #39;t exactly hold
uhhh... I& #39;m not sure I want to know where this goes
OK I THINK I& #39;M GONNA STOP HERE
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