let's start out with the man, the legend, the og wonka (rip gene wilder, you absolute legend
)
pros: absolutely handsome, kind, funny, didn't fuck around, and a very good singer
cons: only cares about his chocolate, scares the shit out of everyone, doesn't make his chocolate

pros: absolutely handsome, kind, funny, didn't fuck around, and a very good singer
cons: only cares about his chocolate, scares the shit out of everyone, doesn't make his chocolate
oh god. not him. now we have mod
modern 

wonka

pros: handles his trauma pretty well, gives charlie a good home
cons: annoying as fuck, that laugh, pisses everyone off, STRAIGT HAIR??? AND THE OOMPA LOOMPA CALL??? WHAT THE FUCK?? "hello children"






pros: handles his trauma pretty well, gives charlie a good home
cons: annoying as fuck, that laugh, pisses everyone off, STRAIGT HAIR??? AND THE OOMPA LOOMPA CALL??? WHAT THE FUCK?? "hello children"
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FUCK C&TCF WONKA??? WHAT MAKES HIM SO SEXY??? WHAT?? WHY???