let's start out with the man, the legend, the og wonka (rip gene wilder, you absolute legend )
pros: absolutely handsome, kind, funny, didn't fuck around, and a very good singer
cons: only cares about his chocolate, scares the shit out of everyone, doesn't make his chocolate
pros: absolutely handsome, kind, funny, didn't fuck around, and a very good singer
cons: only cares about his chocolate, scares the shit out of everyone, doesn't make his chocolate
oh god. not him. now we have mod modern wonka
pros: handles his trauma pretty well, gives charlie a good home
cons: annoying as fuck, that laugh, pisses everyone off, STRAIGT HAIR??? AND THE OOMPA LOOMPA CALL??? WHAT THE FUCK?? "hello children"
pros: handles his trauma pretty well, gives charlie a good home
cons: annoying as fuck, that laugh, pisses everyone off, STRAIGT HAIR??? AND THE OOMPA LOOMPA CALL??? WHAT THE FUCK?? "hello children"
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FUCK C&TCF WONKA??? WHAT MAKES HIM SO SEXY??? WHAT?? WHY???