ok you know what? i'm doing it

the pros and cons of gene wilder wonka, and johnny depp wonka
let's start out with the man, the legend, the og wonka (rip gene wilder, you absolute legend 💕)

pros: absolutely handsome, kind, funny, didn't fuck around, and a very good singer

cons: only cares about his chocolate, scares the shit out of everyone, doesn't make his chocolate
oh god. not him. now we have mod 🤢 modern 🤢🤢🤮 wonka🤮🤮

pros: handles his trauma pretty well, gives charlie a good home

cons: annoying as fuck, that laugh, pisses everyone off, STRAIGT HAIR??? AND THE OOMPA LOOMPA CALL??? WHAT THE FUCK?? "hello children"
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FUCK C&TCF WONKA??? WHAT MAKES HIM SO SEXY??? WHAT?? WHY???
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