Henry VIII: time to disrespect Thomas Becket, a thing that has gone super well for past Kings Henry
Thomas à 👻 Becket: woooOoooooOooo a curse on your dick and all your offspring’s dicks
Henry VIII, drunk and updating his Instagram stories at 1 am with memes like “NORMALIZE LEAVING AND/OR KILLING YOUR WIFE BECAUSE SHE WON’T GIVE YOU A SON” interspersed with videos of him weeping and calling himself a sinner
Anne Boleyn getting cancelled on twitter every day but valiantly tweeting through it to call Mary an illegitimate weasel-faced brat
Thomas Cromwell and his 50 sock puppet accounts that just tweet the word “simp” at the pontifex account
Mary Tudor, commenting “prot thot :)” on every Instagram post her succeeding stepmothers make
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