Henry VIII: time to disrespect Thomas Becket, a thing that has gone super well for past Kings Henry
Thomas à Becket: woooOoooooOooo a curse on your dick and all your offspring’s dicks

Henry VIII, drunk and updating his Instagram stories at 1 am with memes like “NORMALIZE LEAVING AND/OR KILLING YOUR WIFE BECAUSE SHE WON’T GIVE YOU A SON” interspersed with videos of him weeping and calling himself a sinner

Anne Boleyn getting cancelled on twitter every day but valiantly tweeting through it to call Mary an illegitimate weasel-faced brat

Thomas Cromwell and his 50 sock puppet accounts that just tweet the word “simp” at the pontifex account

Mary Tudor, commenting “prot thot :)” on every Instagram post her succeeding stepmothers make