Sometime last year this guy asked me out on a date ngavuma heeee.hayi ke uguy gave me the details we were going to meet at Rainbow Hotel,so I didn’t want to get inside the hotel because of that Nandos joke I then called him up he then told me to wait for him

..by the reception area as we were going to have lunch khonaphana yeeeyi I love their dessert there I go picturing ukudla that truffle,ice cream, cake ngathi haaa today I am within phakathi inside

Please note I love food OMG I’m not that girl odla okuncane nge first date ngiyadla mina

Uguy came through we went to the restaurant side yithi laba kubuffet sathatha esikuthathayo sahlala phansi

Kubuffet ngale I didn’t dish up as much food partly because I was saving space for dessert. NB: I was there for the food anyway https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

I chose salads and chicken breasts partly because ifork and knife https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍴" title="Messer und Gabel" aria-label="Emoji: Messer und Gabel"> ayihluphi ukusebenzisa especially nxa uzidlela isifuba

Hmmmm guys as we were having our meal laphana
Waiter 1 : hello hope you’re enjoying may I take your for drinks
Guy : maybe later
In my heart now I’m thinking later how? ngidla isifuba siyakhama phela..
Anyway I kept my cool ska bora moreki

A minute or two later
Waiter 2 : may I take your order for drinks
Guy : uhmm no later

Bantu owaiter laba babuya I think about 5 times bentshintshana bebuza amadrinks uguy elokhe esithi later, ngidla isifuba bakithi yeyi ngacina ngicela amanzi...

Waiter : ok mam do you want sparkling.....before he could finish asking guy jumped in ngebhonga elilokuzitshela so
Guy : No no no we want tap water
aaah ah ah https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
It suddenly hit home hey, I was never going to have dessert https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

That was it, we were over before the relationship could even take off, I was so heartbroken. For starters why didn’t he choose ukungihambisa at cheaper place sidle sinathe lamadrinks? Wuuu hayi abazukulu baka Adam izinto abazenzayo sometimes ayisarenda