"Let's see, I should make a rating for some of the other men who tried to face off against the Joestars..."

"KARS:
-Very nice hair, makeup game on point

-Was invincible, still was somehow defeated. Just melt the ice on your wings, stupid.

-Thinks he's all that. VERY narcissistic.

Overall Rating: 6/10"

"KIRA:

-A h*man. Already not looking good.

-Boomer.

-Imagine being so close to victory, and then being ran over by a fucking ambulance.

-Brags about not leaving evidence. Leaves a button at a crime scene.

Overall Rating: 7/10, only bc he's,,,, kind of good looking,,, "

"DIAVOLO:

-A shut-in.

-Tried to k*ll my son.

-Thinks fishnets count as a shirt.

-Probably has lice.

-I hope he's still dying

Overall Rating: -100/10 I hate you."

"PUCCI:

-Loyal to me.

-Actually defeated the Joestars.

-I don't understand how his eyebrows and hair are connected.

Overall Rating: 10/10 would love to talk about Gravity again."

//End of thread bc mod hasn't read parts 7 or 8 yet