I should make a thread of all my shallow dating requirements just for myself?
Okay, I’m bored so I’m going to follow up on this thread now (:
Guys who don’t have clean fingernails đŸ€ź
If you bite your nails, that’s also a no.
If your beard doesn’t connect, we can’t either.
You CANNOT b TeXiN mE LiKe DiS.
If you’re forwarding those chain messages/“good morning” photos from your granny or those other GIFs your aunties like to send you, leave me alone.
If I can hear you chew or you chew loudly/with your mouth open 😖
If your voice is high pitched or you sound like puberty hasn’t hit and you’re grown grown, gtfo.
You cannot be soft or too thin skinned
If you don’t like drinking coffee /:
I should smell your cologne, even if you’re 5ft away from me
You must be able to AT LEAST match your belt and shoes.
If you don’t take care of your skin, it’s a no from me.
You can’t be too shy
Curly hair is a must
If your music taste is trashđŸ˜€
You can follow @zanifaa_.
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