Shu is stressed. He taps his foot and takes a deep breath, preparing himself. He pulls the plastic stick he had between his legs and looks down...
Shu doesn& #39;t even notice the sudden noise. He& #39;s too busy having a breakdown on the toilet.
"N...No... K-Kiryu told me that if I drink milk and then get rawed the juices will cancel each other out and I won& #39;t get pregnant"
"N...No... K-Kiryu told me that if I drink milk and then get rawed the juices will cancel each other out and I won& #39;t get pregnant"
"K-Kagehira!" He drops the pregnancy test on the floor. "Please, there is another bathroom in the house!"
"But I wan& #39; use thiiiiiis one, oshi-san! Wan& #39; know why?"
He answers his own question.
"It& #39;s got the framed picture of myself doin& #39; the dishes above the toilet!"
He answers his own question.
"It& #39;s got the framed picture of myself doin& #39; the dishes above the toilet!"
"...Mika. You& #39;re an omega. Stop asking questions and go use the other bathroom. The one where there& #39;s a framed picture of Ibara that he drilled into the wall without permission when he broke into our house."
"Oshi-sannn!! Stop usin& #39; my omega status & #39;gainst me... Yer one too, you know?" He looks smug.
"Yuup! I see that omega pregnancy test on the ground, oshi-san! Yer preganan, aren& #39;t you?" He picks up the bregancy test. "Yup, pergenat!"
He& #39;s running through rural Kentucky!
He& #39;s running past everyone he sees, not ever skidding to a halt!
Is there anywhere this man can& #39;t run!?!? How is he not out of breath yet!??!
Shu gets off the train and continues his journey! He& #39;s running everywhere! Someone stop this man!
He& #39;s noclipping into different dimensions!
He& #39;s out of the water! His clothes are damp, but not for long! The air force of running so fast pushes the water off of his body, creating strong horizontal rainstorms!
Shu is breathing heavily. It& #39;s been hours. "W-Where am I now...?"
"LET ME OUTTTTTTTTT!!!" Shu screams and runs around the crackhouse like a chimpanzee! Then the door opens...
"KUROOOOOOO!!!! MMYEAH!! BE MORE QUIET!!! I DON& #39; WANNA HEAR ABOUT OSHI-SAN& #39;S BACKSHOTS!!!"
"Oh? Kagehira& #39;s here?" Kuro crouches down and pats Mika& #39;s head. "Got the lice cleaned out, I see. Glad you finally did that!"
"...Throughout my life, I& #39;ve crafted many things. I& #39;ve crafted them myself, with my fingers. Needles, cloth, scissors, leather... I& #39;ve created so much.
But now, thanks to the backshots, I& #39;m creating something else.
I& #39;m creating our child."
But now, thanks to the backshots, I& #39;m creating something else.
I& #39;m creating our child."
"I& #39;m pregnant, Kiryu."
Kiryu stops all movement, locking his eyes on Shu.
"Are you joking? Cuz I& #39;m autistic and can& #39;t tell if you& #39;re joking"
"Are you joking? Cuz I& #39;m autistic and can& #39;t tell if you& #39;re joking"
"KIRYU PLEASE I& #39;M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD AND I& #39;M SERIOUS I HAVE THE FUCKING PREGNANCY TEST"
The little mikalings made out of mika& #39;s slick are starting to escape from Shu& #39;s cabinet one by one...
Mika smirks. He can sense it. Ever since he found out about the Mikalings Shu has been secretly making, he& #39;s built a spiritual bond with them... He& #39;s taught them escape methods and keywords.
He whispers in a low frequency only mikas can hear...
...
"Rise. Nyeaah"
He whispers in a low frequency only mikas can hear...
...
"Rise. Nyeaah"
They& #39;re leaving the solar system!
They& #39;re relentless...!
"...Kuro. I think we& #39;re there."
"This is the beach..." Shu dips his fingers into the water as a gentle wave meets the sand. "...Where I sewed my first creation. I buried it in the sand out of shame. But... I know where it is. It hasn& #39;t budged. I feel it in my heart. I trust you with it."
Shu gets on his stomach and begins digging into the sand with his back legs, like a sea turtle about to lay its eggs. When his shoe hits something soft, he turns around, pulling out the old work.
"Of course." Shu drops the socks in Kuro& #39;s palm.
Kuro puts on his new socks. They& #39;re fairly small, only covering up half of his giant feet, but he smiles nonetheless.