Shu is stressed. He taps his foot and takes a deep breath, preparing himself. He pulls the plastic stick he had between his legs and looks down...

Mika opens the door without knocking. "OSHI-SANNNNNNN I NEED TO SHIT"

Shu doesn't even notice the sudden noise. He's too busy having a breakdown on the toilet.
"N...No... K-Kiryu told me that if I drink milk and then get rawed the juices will cancel each other out and I won't get pregnant"

"OSHI-SANNNNN I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF IF YE DON'T GET THE FUCK OFFA THE TOILET"

"K-Kagehira!" He drops the pregnancy test on the floor. "Please, there is another bathroom in the house!"

"But I wan' use thiiiiiis one, oshi-san! Wan' know why?"
He answers his own question.
"It's got the framed picture of myself doin' the dishes above the toilet!"

"...Mika. You're an omega. Stop asking questions and go use the other bathroom. The one where there's a framed picture of Ibara that he drilled into the wall without permission when he broke into our house."

"Oshi-sannn!! Stop usin' my omega status 'gainst me... Yer one too, you know?" He looks smug.

"W-What?"

"Yuup! I see that omega pregnancy test on the ground, oshi-san! Yer preganan, aren't you?" He picks up the bregancy test. "Yup, pergenat!"

Shu screams. He flushes the toilet before running off and crying.

"OSHI-SANNNNNNN!!!" Mika screams loudly. He sighs, rubbing his throat. "Well I gotta shit anyway"

Shu is running away from the crackhouse!

He's running through Texas! Shu please don't it's hell here

He's running through rural Kentucky!

He's running past everyone he sees, not ever skidding to a halt!

Is there anywhere this man can't run!?!? How is he not out of breath yet!??!

Shu takes a train.

Shu gets off the train and continues his journey! He's running everywhere! Someone stop this man!

Shu is out of control!

He's noclipping into different dimensions!

Shu!! Calm down!

SHU!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TIPPED THE ICEBERG!!!!!!!! Now you have to swim!

Thankfully, Shu knows how to swim!

He's out of the water! His clothes are damp, but not for long! The air force of running so fast pushes the water off of his body, creating strong horizontal rainstorms!

Shu is breathing heavily. It's been hours. "W-Where am I now...?"

"Welcome back, Oshi-san!"

"NON!o1NOON1N1N1E3JIFKDOE" Shu is screaming.

"You noclipped back 'ere, oshi-san! Nyeaah... Wish I were cool enough t' noclip..."

"LET ME OUTTTTTTTTT!!!" Shu screams and runs around the crackhouse like a chimpanzee! Then the door opens...

Kuro is here!
"Hey, Shu! Checkin' up on you! Didja enjoy the backshots?"

"KUROOOOOOO!!!! MMYEAH!! BE MORE QUIET!!! I DON' WANNA HEAR ABOUT OSHI-SAN'S BACKSHOTS!!!"

"Oh? Kagehira's here?" Kuro crouches down and pats Mika's head. "Got the lice cleaned out, I see. Glad you finally did that!"

Shu breaks down at Kuro's feet, sobbing. "Kiryu... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry..."

"What is it, my sexy little mentally ill omega?"

"GET A ROOM," Mika is crying. "I HATE THIS FUCKING HOUSE SO MUCH"

"...Throughout my life, I've crafted many things. I've crafted them myself, with my fingers. Needles, cloth, scissors, leather... I've created so much.
But now, thanks to the backshots, I'm creating something else.
I'm creating our child."

"Huh? Can you say that normally"

"I'm pregnant, Kiryu."

Kiryu stops all movement, locking his eyes on Shu.

"Are you joking? Cuz I'm autistic and can't tell if you're joking"

"I'm autistic too, though..."
Shu sighs, and writes something down on a piece of paper...

"Huh? I only understand /sx."

"KIRYU PLEASE I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD AND I'M SERIOUS I HAVE THE FUCKING PREGNANCY TEST"

The little mikalings made out of mika's slick are starting to escape from Shu's cabinet one by one...

Mika smirks. He can sense it. Ever since he found out about the Mikalings Shu has been secretly making, he's built a spiritual bond with them... He's taught them escape methods and keywords.
He whispers in a low frequency only mikas can hear...
...
"Rise. Nyeaah"

The Mikalings have risen.

"Shu what the fuck"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"NO MORE OSHI-SAN NO MORE SHATFESTS IT IS FREEDOM WE ARE GETTING"

"KIRYU, GRAB MY HAND!"

They're running off! They're running through the 100 Gecs Minecraft concert!

Run, fruits, run!

The Mikalings follow!

They're leaving the solar system!

They're relentless...!

Oh no...! Shu! Kuro! What are you doing at the crucifixion of Jesus?!?!

The Mikalings have no respect for the lord...

"...Kuro. I think we're there."

"...Where?"

...

"...Shu..." Kiryu is crying.

"This is the beach..." Shu dips his fingers into the water as a gentle wave meets the sand. "...Where I sewed my first creation. I buried it in the sand out of shame. But... I know where it is. It hasn't budged. I feel it in my heart. I trust you with it."

"S...Shu...!"

Shu gets on his stomach and begins digging into the sand with his back legs, like a sea turtle about to lay its eggs. When his shoe hits something soft, he turns around, pulling out the old work.

It's like they haven't aged a day...

"...Can...Can I put them on?" Kuro reaches out.

"Of course." Shu drops the socks in Kuro's palm.

Kuro puts on his new socks. They're fairly small, only covering up half of his giant feet, but he smiles nonetheless.

"They're beautiful..." Kuro is crying again. "Haha the sand's still in it and it tickles my feet"

"I love tickling your feet, Kiryu-chan"

"...How long are we gonna stay here, Shu?"

"As long as we need."