I judge you by what your favorite fast food restaurant is.

Subway - you’re the type of person to spend $300 on healthy grocery only to order out all week. Fake healthy.

McDonald’s - you’re the type of person to think COVID-19 doesn’t exist if “you just don’t believe in it”.

Wendy’s - you only eat fast food on special occasions but guess what? Every day is your birthday.

Burger King - you still ask the DJ to play “Down 4 My Ns” at every function.

KFC - you keep salt in your purse to season food at restaurants,

Taco Bell - your favorite phrase is “It’s just as good as the real thing!”