so i went and chilled with 2 different niggas yesterday....

a thread | of me talking to myself cause nobody cares
nigga number one

23
no kids
own place and car
has really great manners
pretty decent background
smoke cigs
nigga number two

21
one baby
lives in a place (lmfao ion know)
may or may not be a murderer
has hood manners not good manners
smoke cigs
ni guess which one is my favoriteeee
number twooo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
on paper one seems amazing (no kizzy heā€™s a catch)

but when i talk to him about my business the energy i receive is black
everywhere we went yesterday two introduced me as ā€œCEO LALAā€

ā€˜shawty a business woman baby tell the about your investment companyā€™

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
update - number 2 baby mama done came to me as a woman https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜‚" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrƤnen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrƤnen">
so i smoked me a blunt went to sleep and guess what i woke up to...nigga number threeeeee https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
now that Iā€™m woke lemme go into details of 1-3 actions
so as planned i made plans to see both 1-2 again...

childddd letā€™s start with 1
so im texting 1 heā€™s all excited and what not ā€œcanā€™t wait to see you beautifulā€

blah. blah. blah.

so itā€™s after 9pm (Iā€™m on my way HOME) and he texts me and was like are you still coming.
so in my mind Iā€™m like https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">

you been off since 5 why you just hitting me

why you wanna see me after 9

do you know im not going in your house
this man text me and says he needs a nap before i come.

i took my ice home and went to sleep cause no.
fast forward itā€™s 4:30 and im home slumpedddd...

my phone starts ringing and im just like yeah ima ignore it

it rings again and i realize itā€™s my business line so i hop up and answer trying to sound wide awake

and guess who it is on the phone....
NUMBER TWOOOOOO
this man called because heā€™s a work and wanted to talk to me

so of course like the dummy i am i stay on the phone with this man for HOURSS

he gets off, goes to sleep...i go link with my girls Frenzie & Des
so weā€™re riding around and i get a phone call from number two

(i missed it trying to get my airpods)

called back immediately, no answer

childddddddddddddd
i get this text.

ā€œthis his babymama, he sleep do yā€™all got something going on...lmk so i can put him outā€

ni i really wanted to say ā€œif our man is sleep why would you be playing on his phone getting me excited for nothingā€
but i was just like

ā€œthat donā€™t have nothing to do with me loveā€

here she go...

ā€œlmao it& #39;s a question, but ok I got a answer you got room over there for him?ā€

now i really wanted to let her know that that was another question not an answer but go off sis.
but again im like that has nothing to do with me... cause it just donā€™t

Iā€™ve never been on of those ā€œIā€™m trying to come to you as a womanā€ type of females.

I find the behavior embarrassing.
1. you searched his phone while he was sleeping

2. youā€™re asking me, a stranger to tell YOU something about YOUR nigga

3. you approaching me when the only person you need to talk to is SLEEPING right beside you

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ§šŸæā€ā™€ļø" title="Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ§šŸæā€ā™€ļø" title="Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)">girl tap him on the shoulder and tell him yā€™all need to talk
now did i know he was fairytale living w his bbymama...NO

i expect niggas to lie about everything so i wasnā€™t shocked

at the end of the day he better keep his HOUSING cause I LIVE WITH MY MOTHERRRR
baby you better hold tight to your babymama cause i ainn doing nonnneee of thattt https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ§šŸæā€ā™€ļø" title="Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ§šŸæā€ā™€ļø" title="Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)">
so weā€™re riding and im telling Frenzie and Des about what going on child Frenzie rolled up so quick

ā€œHere you go friendā€

YEAH THANK YOU
CAUSE
I NEED DAT
baby ion know who laced the blunt with melatonin - or was i just tired of niggas -
but baby i went tf to SLEEP
wake up from my car nap and my snap is popping Iā€™m like

ā€œwhat yā€™all want wimme niā€

ā€œeveryone getting left on readā€

ā€œim so sick of niggas cause all they do it LI- ohhh wait a minute....HAYY BIGHEADhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„°" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">ā€
so this young man here is BOLD BOLD

1. you slide up on a snap where im talking about #2
(i love the disrespecthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„µ" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">)

2. and then you send me your number and you tell me to ft you RAT NI
baby yā€™all shouldā€™ve seen me trying to comb this blunt cut bob back into formation...

we get on ft and heā€™s like come here letā€™s chill

(ps i been knowing him for like 7 years so he know CHILL MEANS CHILL so im all for it)
so i get over there im telling him about the babymama hitting my line and about number 1 trying me like a booty call

(yes i tell my boyfriends about one another cause wtf you gonna do)
yā€™all why this man being nice to me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">

rubbing my feet
my stomach (cause itā€™s that time)
kissing my forehead
calling me baby
making plans for tomorrow
wouldnā€™t let me answer my phone and VICE VERSA

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
ima go back today https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„“" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">

but if he is too nice
I AM LEAVING

cause feelings are ghetto.
i dont have time for that.
update |

three is just like the rest of them lmfao https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜‚" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrƤnen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrƤnen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜­" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> why these men wanna have sex https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
update / https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> yā€™all gonna be so shocked and disappointed...lmfao itā€™s numberrrrrrrrrrr . .
Eb knows me so well https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> thatā€™s my dawggg mannn https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™€ļø" title="Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)">
Eb knows me so well https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> thatā€™s my dawggg mannn https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™€ļø" title="Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)">" title="Eb knows me so well https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> thatā€™s my dawggg mannn https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™€ļø" title="Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
alright update boom

one is just cancelled cause no.
three cancelled me because im not trying hunch

honestly i appreciate it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
now two https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> this one lying mf https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜‚" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrƤnen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrƤnen">

itā€™s sad because he lies so well but the Lord make sure Iā€™m already knowing
itā€™s crazy cause the man be honest about soooo muchhhh

then he just gotta sautƩ the conversation up with a lie

itā€™s like putting parsley on fries
unnecessary.
i showed bre #2 this girl said

ā€œFRIEND NI WHYā€
ā€œFRIEND YOU LOVE DRUG DEALERSā€
ā€œFRIEND THAT IS NOT TUPACā€

lmfaooo a read.
craziest thing about all this...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">

itā€™s a number ā€˜zeroā€™ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ–¤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz"> he really canā€™t even be classified with these BOYS so we donā€™t talk about him but when he done getting hisself together the roster is getting CLEAREDDDD until GO TEAM https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
yā€™all lmfaoooo this shit is getting too crazy for twitter at this point https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> ima just say 2 keep me on my TOESS itā€™s always somethingggg
So let me catch yā€™all TF UP https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
please tell me why 2 bby mama showed up to my damn venue
im firm on the ā€œthat ainn got nothing to do with meā€

so i stayed right tf where i was
doing what tf i was doing
yeah cause no
more importantly i believe disrespecting someoneā€™s baby mama is tacky asl.

we literally have NOTHING to do with one another until he says otherwise.
NONE THE LESS...

THAT SHIT WAS GHETTOOOOOOOOO
i ainn gonna say i could never cause you know never say never but um...

I COULD NEVERRRRRRRR

ion blame ha cause thatā€™s one lyin MF
This LYIN ASS MF told the girl im his sister https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜­" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜‚" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrƤnen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrƤnen">

LMFAOOOO yā€™all see why he my favorite https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face"> mf act just like me
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸšØ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">ALERT -
There is a potential update to the roster.
I repeat, There is a potential update to the roster.

(Itā€™s one of my followers and I hope he know Iā€™m not sparing him baby IMA TWEET ABOUT YA)
guess who Iā€™m texting https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> lmfaooo

one.
remix on that yā€™all boys https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
nvm i remember why i stopped texting him in the first place
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸšØ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht"> roster update everyone welcome aboard nigga number fourrrrr
lmfao shame shame shame cause why tf number 1 becoming my favorite https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
oh and i gotta tell ya about number 4
so letā€™s start with 4...once again this mf is on my Twitter sooo if you see this...MIND YO FOCKIN BUSINESS
anywaysss i been knowing bro since like WAY back...

scalp braids WAY BACK
aeropostale WAY BACK
neon colored skinny jeans WAY BACKK
he was really my ā€œboyfriendā€ when i was like 11 or sum but he was older than me so you know...life.

anyways weā€™ve always kept in contact and checked on one another
FAST FORWARD - we met up the other day so I could give him a gift that had been at my house for over a month
dropping off the gift turned into ā€œevaluate lalas mental healthā€
(which you all should be worried about but no biggiehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">)

followed by a 2am smoke session full of jokes and laughs

VIBES https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="āš”ļø" title="Hochspannungszeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Hochspannungszeichen">
Heā€™s lowkey a catch lmfao

I say that alot but everyone i fw is a catch to a certain extent but who tf said i wanted to grab they asses
ni lemme tell yall how number one got me
lmfao he showed me his book about chakras https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
as i read over that tweet i am disqusited with myself because that nigga probably canā€™t even read
but he showed me his lil book and i showed him a lil cat
lmfaooooo yā€™all im just playing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
but he most definitely was more my speed than we linked before

way more comedic
conversation was intriguing
MANNERS on 20
so rn itā€™s go number 1 & 4 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">

2 probs with his bm and thatā€™s wonderful because nigga you need a place to stayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ§šŸæā€ā™€ļø" title="Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)">

and as yā€™all know 3 cancelled me but still be hitting me up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤—" title="Umarmendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Umarmendes Gesicht">
still looking to add more members to the team https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’“" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz">

dm me
before you DM pls know im gonna talk about you on here https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ§šŸæā€ā™€ļø" title="Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Schwerhƶrige Frau (dunkler Hautton)">

YOU NOT FOCKIN SPECIAL
epp the text i just got has me feeling like someone has feelings and no https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
just no
cause no
yes? no.

every variation of no is needed.

i got too much shit going on rn for anyone to like me.
A BREIF SUMMARY OF WHY I JUST CANT RN

dec - graduated from college, the plan was to travel for a year then find work

feb - tore my meniscus

march - covid broke out and cancelled my plans to go see Meg ; got dumped the day before my bday.

april - granny died
may- yā€™all ever cry everyday cause you tired of the police killing black ppl...cause SHIT

june - enjoyed vacation (somewhat) but came home to some MAJOR BS with my little big sister https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> (love you now though bby)

july - business BOOMING

aug - business FLUCTUATING

Iā€™m mf tied
itā€™s a nigga in my dms rat tf ni...

canā€™t wait to steal the joy from his soulhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
a nigga...
with confidence...
IN MY PRESENCE???

lmfaoooooooooo i know you smoking dick
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> lmfaoooooo sooo yā€™all know how i was like number one ainn go no kids https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
im so glad i got my step my license cause shitttt all these niggas got kids
big lala loves the kids https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
but that goes to show you these niggas donā€™t be lying...but they damn shole donā€™t lead with the facts
thatā€™s why you gotta have multiple niggas
having multiple niggas is like listening to multiple news stations reporting on the same story...itā€™s some lies sprinkled throughout in everybody shit just gotta find the most accurate source.
yā€™all i tired to shift all my focus to one nigga
wtf tf his man SLEEP and Iā€™m bored...this is why i flirt with the masses.
alright so let me update yā€™all.
im being wifed.
so i been with nigga number one or whatever chilling and shit
so boom the other day i get to his house and his dog is out so im like love bug please get the doggy
heā€™s taking the doggy and and the ho gets loose https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’€" title="SchƤdel" aria-label="Emoji: SchƤdel"> OHHHHHHH
yā€™all i was finna take tf off but i heard the voice of God say ā€œdonā€™t do that foolā€ so i was standing there buggin tf out
skippy happy ass frolicking around me and he talking about ā€œbabes heā€™s not gonna bit youā€

GET THE FOCKIN DOG
he grabs the dog and takes him in so heā€™s like I got him come on...so Iā€™m walking behind him and the MFKN DOG SLIPPED OUT ITS COLLAR
at this point i was about to call my daddy because your letting your dog attack me.
so he gets the dog FR THIS TIME but Iā€™m nervous, shaking and shit so im like love bug may i have some water...this man brought me some watermelon water i was like okay this is earthy i like it
aside from the dog this man also tried to burn the room down (if you know me irl you know im SKED of fire)
he had his candle close to some incense and child shit just went A WHOOSH

me: ā€œlove bug i think itā€™s a fireā€
we turn to mini fire fighters getting that ho out..and by we i mean he*
yā€™all wonā€™t believe what happened the next morning...
THE FOCKIN DOG GOT OUT
lmfao that ho was not even giving af about me but the point is little ROCKY opened his on cage
*own
I was in shambles and he sitting there talking about ā€œgood morning babeā€...
BOY FOCK YOU AND TOTO
yā€™all i love that boy dog (i still be nervous but thatā€™s my baby)
he keep letting that bitch out on me
talking about he needs to be comfortable at home lmfaoooo BOYYYY
so updates...Iā€™m on my way to frenzie house to catch up on the bs
i havenā€™t been round Des and Frenz all week so Iā€™m ampeddd https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
so Iā€™m laying in Frenz bed telling her and Des about number one and goes who fucking calls me....NUMBER ONE
he was letting me know he was home for a bit which translates to
ā€˜come homeā€™

so you know what i did...went TF home with my mans https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> number one
yā€™all this man thought he was finna just open the house door for me

NAH BITCH!

walk to the car open door and get my bag per usual.
It took him one good look to get his shit together but itā€™s gathered
either way yā€™all this man went on the porch to smoke and ofc i took my happy ass out there...yā€™all that damn dog.
the dog was on the leash but i was scared cause the mf kept jumping on me
but i got that ho to calm down and me and boy see eye to eye now
so basically this update was to tell yā€™all i love dogs now.
update: no longer interested in men
men are ignorant and a waste
they act on impulse and i donā€™t understand it
i told this man he was a king and he nutted in me

BITCH.

i said you were ā€˜Aā€™ King not MY KING https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ™ƒ" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">
thatā€™s what Iā€™m talking about when i say niggas do too much.
update : https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> *whispers cause i know somebody gonna judge me* BUT ITS ANOTHER UPDATE TO THE FUCKIN ROSTER https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
plan b princess https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ‘‘" title="Krone" aria-label="Emoji: Krone">
please welcome nigga no 5 to the roster https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
nigga no 5 and i go way backkkk

like that was my mans back in the day when I didnā€™t know what a man was.

hella chill
nice manners
has a kid
smokes *but not cigs so https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">*
loves tf out ā€˜CEOā€™ Lala https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’“" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz"> (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="āœ…" title="Fettes weiƟes HƤkchen" aria-label="Emoji: Fettes weiƟes HƤkchen">)
lives in FL
yā€™all wouldnā€™t believe this mf almost got cussed tf out ALREADY.

Sir...you literally just got here.
so im checking my phone trying to catch up on everything...so im going to text number 5 and I realize he had text me......yā€™all this boy had the AUDACITY..............
ā€œNIGGA NUMBER 5ā€.....
it was way too early for a full read but my response.
probably wonā€™t hear from him anymore but who gives a rat ass.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="āš ļø" title="Warnsignal" aria-label="Emoji: Warnsignal"> trigger warning - the next few tweets will not be as lighthearted as our usual bs but i need to vent cause wtf
let me explain why that shit got me so livid

first of all im a WOMAN this is MY body, if I want to let someone shit in my eye lemme do that.
secondly i dead ass donā€™t even be out here fucking, but this is why women donā€™t talk about sex or about talking to multiple men openingly...

You say do FOCKIN thing and now niggas wanna make you the poster girl for http://hotpussypoppers.org"> http://hotpussypoppers.org 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="āš ļø" title="Warnsignal" aria-label="Emoji: Warnsignal"> irl i deal with sexual trauma so before i even have sex with someone i have to have THE TALK with them...

i hate having the talk because now i have to recount details, talk about triggers and let someone into the darkest part of my life

that shit within itself is traumatic.
ladies please fuck as much or as little as you wanthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> fuck on the first night or make em wait 90 dayshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> wrap it up or raw dog that nigga https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">get tested regularly and require your partner(s) to do the samehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

pop that pussy in peacehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

queens say it with me
ā€œMY BODY MY CHOICEā€
and back to our regularly scheduled program https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> my men are up...let me go speak some positivity over their days.
im getting boreddddddddd baby bring no.3 back ASAP.
lmfao i meant number 2***
yā€™all im soooo over these niggas LMFAO Lord either update the roster or send me my husband.
Lmfaoooo i asked for toxic and it came tf back yā€™all my baby no 2 is back https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
nigga no 5 just told me im toxic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> LMFAOOOO
lmfaoooo omg ni hes RANDOMLY talking about how he thinks about eating my ass https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
and nah whores i ainn neva did nothing with this man...lala just goated https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„±" title="GƤhnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GƤhnendes Gesicht"> itā€™s factuals
lmfao he back track on errrrr thing he say whenever i oppose and itā€™s really the funniest shit eva ta me
thatā€™s one ā€œjust kiddingā€ ass nigga
ima need you to say that shit wit ya chest causee my mean ass ainn gon let up off NOTHINGG
while im here though....
updates https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
nigga no. 1 | shouldā€™ve left him tf alone, he gets a mad asl when im busy or unavailable like he dead ass think im pose to come running when he call...nah bitch I got other hos to be with
nigga no. 2| my little peace of toxic heaven https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’œ" title="Violettes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Violettes Herz"> dats my ho https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
nigga no. 3 | he cut me off but still be banging my line on that baby shithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„±" title="GƤhnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GƤhnendes Gesicht">
ainn no nigga done with me until im done with him and thatā€™s factuals https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„±" title="GƤhnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GƤhnendes Gesicht">
nigga no. 4| this man genuinely wanna be with me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’™" title="Blaues Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Blaues Herz"> and i really hate the fact that if i get with him ima cheat cause you know i miss my grandma
nigga no 5| he really donā€™t need an update cause...i just told yā€™all.

but guess tf what https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
*ahemnn* we have nigga no. 6 and 7 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
nigga no.6 | is not a nigga but heā€™s a brownnnn boy so i will call him brownie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
*brownie no 6.|
23
no kids
got dat guap https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤‘" title="Gesicht mit Geld-Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Geld-Mund">

ima have to get that bread, get that bread and leaveee.
but heā€™s really sweet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> like tooooo sweet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> im not one of them dumb ass girls who donā€™t like mfs cause their too nice BUT HES SOFT https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> and you canā€™t be soft with me cause lmfaoooooooo bitch itā€™s me
nigga no. 7 | im really finna post this man cause he so MOTHAFAWKIN fine

24
fine
he has a child, per usual https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™€ļø" title="Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)">
fine
sweet asl
fine
and of course...fineee
all finenessosicty aside yā€™all this mf has the same birthday as me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> and he sooooo nice, like he say the same shit I say...

so im trying to figure out BITCH HAVE I MET ME https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> lmfaoooo yā€™all ion know how to feel
i just went back and read our messages and i think the mf might be a lil behindhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
nice illiterate blasphemous lies from a mother fucking 3.27 aries

this shall be fun
how you gonna say youā€™ll do anything for me and you ainn bought me a car yet.
but i know the mf care about me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> itā€™s really our second time talking...told yā€™all ainn no nigga done with me until im done with them https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„µ" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">
weā€™re supposed to go on a ā€˜dateā€™ next week https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„±" title="GƤhnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GƤhnendes Gesicht"> we gon fucking see cause we some lying mfs...by we i mean me cause i will cancel social plans in a heartbeat
pinned all my boyfriends https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜Œ" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht"> may the best one win

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face"> i love this new update
to all my loves pls donā€™t ask which number you are unless youā€™re ready for the truth https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> ion like to hurt yā€™all
handle me
who gone handle me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
i got two more boyfriends today https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā¤ļø" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
BITCHES. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> let me tell yā€™all what tf has happened!
I took my shenanigans to Facebook trying to be a FOCKING FB COMEDIAN and the shit back fired sooooo bad.
so before we get into this quick lil tea spill let me start off by saying IF 7 still fwm after this Iā€™m cutting ALL MY HOES OFF for him.
yes he just got readded to the team like two weeks ago (BAREELLYY) but we were talking before for a while so it was like picking up where we left off, but this time itā€™s WAY BETTER https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
so last night were on ft and we were having transparent moments so i decided to be transparent about my list of niggas https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">

LMFAOOO I had no idea this man was gonna react like that.
ā€œI tell all my boyfriends about one another cause what tf they gonna doā€

Ohh the answer is NUT TF UP. Most of them nod and smile cause they some whoress but literally watch the joy leave this mans body when i said ā€œand youā€™re number 7ā€
LMFAO WHO TF SAID HONESTY WAS THE BEST POLICY???
He made the statement ā€œWell let me go get some hoes cause I cut everybody off after day 3 of us texting againā€
he just kept repeating ā€œbaby, so im just one of your hoesā€ ā€œlike you frā€
i know niggas be lying but when i say i was watching the joy leave this man soul Iā€™m telling you he looked soo sad
so im trying to make it better ā€œbaby i donā€™t even call yā€™all my hoes, yā€™all really my boyfriendsā€

ā€œlook baby you the only one with an emojiā€

LMFAOOO yā€™all I was cracking under pressure, digging the hole deeper and deeper.
I told him basically, single is what single does and thatā€™s why I text multiple niggas/brownie...and we had a talk about moving forward and cutting ppl off the deeper we get.
we stayed up all night on ft and when i finally went to sleep he starts with the sweet shit...and confirming that weā€™re still on for our date next week https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
thennnnn he went to my FB and saw all my bs and im not gonna post what he text me because he was being open and vulnerable asl but yā€™all...I FEEL LIKE AN ASS.
lmfaoooo yā€™all this how bad I felt i went to explaining shit and breaking down EERRRTANG.

yeah ho im soft i know it, i know it
but you know what bitches https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜Œ" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">

me and him are back on the same pagehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„³" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">
niggas 1-5, brownie 6 , niggas 8-9

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„ŗ" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> whewweww shitttt yall boys we had us some fun times...but I gotta do what i gotta do...a real nigga at my door and a bitch gotta answer.

ps. if this motherfucker play me ima call all yā€™all crying saying ā€œBaby I shouldā€™ve picked youuuā€
so hereā€™s to me clearing my hoes even them though im single https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„±" title="GƤhnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GƤhnendes Gesicht">

IM KILL THIS MAN IF HE DONT MARRY ME TOMORROW CAUSE WTF
finna pick all my hoes back up cause https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„±" title="GƤhnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GƤhnendes Gesicht">
update: so nigga no.7 asked me to drop all of my hoes and i did (to a certain extent) but since then the communication has been poo
the mf sleep all day and stay up playing 2k all night and you know i run on ceo hours so im really not vibing with it
weā€™re supposed to go on a ā€˜dateā€™ today at 2pm...mind you this nigga never rises before 3pm.
if he oversleeps heā€™s cancelled itā€™s simple.
how can you ask me to cut off everyone and you not ready lmfaooooo niggas wanna have you but canā€™t do the bare minimum to keep you.
but if all goes well today (my senses telling me it ainn) than i owe him an apology and i MIGHT drop my hoes
but since we not there yet...let me tell yā€™all about nigga number 9 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
okay so yesterday i finally gave in and pulled up on him... he was like letā€™s chill and smoke.

okay period thatā€™s my type of thing.
so weā€™re going to his plug and we get lost...if you ever rode anywhere with me you know that you will never know if Iā€™m lost.

I just be exploring the city Iā€™ll find my way back eventually
so heā€™s chill joking on me being lost etc etc all fun and games until we get to the plug house.
we get there and this man comes back out with one gram.
one gram.
one.
lmfaooo i had sent him in with my money for my 3.5 cause thatā€™s not gonna work.
he rolled one blizzy for us , i rolled three

from that alone i know we not gonna work.
dont offer to match with me unless you have AT LEAST 2gs

dont offer to smoke me out unless you have AT LEAST a 3.5

this is literally the bare minimum.
soo obviously nigga number 7 texted me at 7:46am saying we may have to reschedule (didnā€™t see the message until now) but yeah anyway he cancelled.
so i could went to cancel this man respectfully and he got my ass all the way together...ā€you donā€™t even have faith in love, you gotta shift your energyā€
so im shifting the energy...
heā€™s getting a second chance...
it expires at 8pm.
lol alright bitchessssssss
so after a day full of bullshit and back and forthness...we linked lastnight
i observed way more than i wanted to so im questioning a few things https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> but overall it was fun...im most definitely the one with the personality but thatā€™s always.
he told me in his former life he was a hoe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŒš" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> like MAJOR https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤¢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht"> but he seems to have calm down
if not i donā€™t mind beating his ass itā€™ll be alright
idk how i really feel about this motherfucker...i say like 4 different sides of him last night and I really wanna know if itā€™s something wrong with him
okay bitchhhhhh.

so at this point im finna put this man whole name in a tweet cause Iā€™ve had it with the BITCH
he cries about me having ā€˜niggasā€™

i cut them off

he says ā€˜yeen gotta do thatā€™

i *ACT* like i have them still

he cries, he tells me he wants me

i tell him, vice versa

he tells me im not ready

...bitch.
you tryna play me like im a regular hot girl...NO NIGGA MY UNCLE IS FUTURE.
i get this shit from my lil brother stank...bitch i will dog tf outta you. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„±" title="GƤhnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GƤhnendes Gesicht">
ion ask fa much but i give everything and then some...and itā€™s crazy asl i still canā€™t get the lil shit i ask fa
why yā€™all bitch ass niggas just canā€™t leave me tf alone https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜”" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht"> ni i gotta text all these niggas back and tell them i was tripping https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ™„" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
itā€™s BIG LALA them niggas gonna push me or we getting a whole new roster, period https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„±" title="GƤhnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GƤhnendes Gesicht">
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