babymaking a thread:
so a penis is basically an extra arm so u stick it up a wet hole in someone else’s body and then take it in and out until it squirts this white shit and itll travel up the beef curtain and into the womb thingy uterus and then youll keep it there for 9 months and a kid grows
inside you and it keeps growing inside of u and feeding on whatever you eat like a parasite until you finally shit it out and it starts screaming, then it grows to be like u
and you just shat out a tiny you basically so uh thats kinda gross
now that i think ab its so fucking weird ur literally growing a parasite inside ur tummy
end of thread sorry
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