Do you think Jesus's disciples used the "I'm friends with Jesus", line to get some ass?
That nigga Judas everytime the hoes came around.....
Woman: Jesus i slept with Judas but my life is still a mess. He told me you said I'll get my blessing by sleeping with him..

Jesus:
Tau Ya Juta; Jutas gatwe o dirile eng tota?

Jutas;
Tau ya Juta; "ke Labohelo ke titiela mofine ka metsi. Bona dilo tse o di dirang. Tswa ha monna"
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