F1 Drivers as Times Tables: a thread

1 times table - kevin magnussen

- if being vanilla was a times table/person, it would be 1/kevin magnussen
- no vibes from either of them

2 times table - romain grosjean

- not everyone’s go-to favourite
- BUT she’s a staple
- we all need and love her

3 times table - charles leclerc

- both unnerving to me
- three’s a crowd

4 times table - alex albon

- both give me the same vibes as the girl in the club who would see me crying about my ex boyfriend in the bathroom and tell me that i’m hot and deserve better

5 times table - lando norris

- friendly
- you know how some people like their TV volume only on even numbers but they excuse the number 5? yeah people stan whoever but we all love lando

6 times table - george russell

- the 6 times table would 100% wear a cardigan and i also think george would wear a cardigan
- easily approachable

7 times table - lewis hamilton

- only freaks don’t like the 7s
- my personal favourite
- she would be best friends with number 4 but get kicked out of aforementioned club for partying too hard (but she’d look so hot doing it)

8 times table - carlos sainz

- i hate the 8 times table
- HOWEVER lance stroll would be 8x8 because it’s the only 8 multiplication i like and it gives me fluffy hair vibes

9 times table - sebastian vettel

- ICONIC yet so slept on
- underrated because she’s easy to figure out? like she does what she says on the tin and we love her for it
- ur weird if u don’t like either of them

10 times table - valtteri bottas

- she’s okay i guess but i love her lack of energy like go girl give us nothing

11 times table - daniil kvyat

- i get tall vibes from 11 and daniil
- bit vanilla but puts more effort in than 10
- gets spicy after 10 and i appreciate the business in the front party in the back vibe from both
*edit: looked to see if he was tall and he’s 5’11? im psychic omfg

12 times table - daniel ricciardo

- friendly but spicy
- keeps it simple but complicated enough to keep you on your toes
- i kinda associate the number 12 with koalas and danny is australian so it checks out