Fair play to Wobbler he’s just blatantly laughing at Everton dars right now. Living his best life on the back of two early goals and no assists and wouldn’t we all? https://twitter.com/naijawhatsup/status/1293812673583312897

Here’s our £27m man enjoying the fruits of a his first season for Everton. Which he’s entitled to. He could of, however, just enjoyed all that himself rather than MTVing it. Fan sentiment can be hard to read sometimes when you’ve got gold plated Beats on. https://www.instagram.com/p/CDzUgLjgQvE/?igshid=xy8ib68q5hy4

Maybe Iwobi is goading our edgy fans for oppressing his right to live his life as he sees fit. Maybe I’m goading all then southern Iwobi fanbois who angrily tweet me to use man in third person, dreaming of Iwobi giving them a backie on his jet ski one day. The fake cucks.

Man gone and live best life while man diss from sidelines with no dollar in pocket and blates zero ambitions. Fuck off lad you’re from the outskirts of Wimbledon.

Anyway after a robust whatsapp debate I can now confirm that Iwobi is my current most despised Everton player. I’m gonna boo him so hard and make sly digs about him on social media.