“Are you ok bing”? Yes Flop, he’s fine. The more you enable his attention seeking, self serving behaviour, the harder it’s going to be to stop him growing up to be an utter twig.

Sula had been looking forward to camping in the garden all day but guess who bottled it as soon as they got outside because of a non existent monster? Yep. I hate him so much.

Picking a raspberry; Such a simple thing. Of course my man ends up with a (tiny) cut on his finger which forces everyone else to stop playing the game and turn all their attention to him, just the way he likes it. Pathetic.