It's 3AM but I wanna rewatch Twilight so bad rip rip

Just want to feel something

Bella bringing a tiny potted cactus w her on the flight from Arizona to Washington,,,, I love her

Jacob is so sweet in Twilight/New Moon and then SMeyer ruins his character in Eclipse and sends him off the deep end in Breaking Dawn,,,,, my poor man

Could Renee and Phil not have waited until Bella finished her semester at school to go gallivanting across the US?

Edward should have killed Mike Newton I think

Angela was a lesbian

Luv that the Cullens are walking directly past their lunch table and Jessica is just very loudly telling Bella all of their business

Edward,,,,, ur a vampire just dont breathe u dramatic ass bitch

Emmett Cullen best Cullen,,, would unlesbian myself for him

You'd think after being alive for 108 years, Edward would have learned how to not act like a total fucking weirdo all the time

Bella "I'm Not Like Other Girls" Swan

The contacts Rob has to wear are so distracting

"It's the fluorescents" and then he storms away,,,,,, Dumbass

Appreciate that Bella is immediately horny after Edward's stops her from being smushed with a van

The voice over in this movie is very distracting

Edward is such an asshole skdhdodjdksjdksjskslss

Alice just wanted a girlfriend,,,, let Alice date Bella instead of Edw*rd

"La Push baby"

EDWARD U DRAMATIC ASS BICH OH MY GOD

"It's just a little crowded."
*pan to a shot of an empty beach*

Catherine Hardwicke invented good directing

Why doesn't James wear a shirt?

Edward raises every red flag that exists

Rob's American accent sounds so fucking weird,,, he hadn't properly gotten it down yet and every time he talks it upsets me severely

Maybe Edward is just anemic,,,, did Bella ever consider that

Do u think people at school thought Edward and Bella were going to go hookup in the woods

"You're like my own personal brand of heroine"

Imagine being a virgin for 108 years

Why was Carlisle turning Edward weirdly homoerotic

THEYRE JUST SITTING IN THE POURING RAIN??? SKSJSKSKSKS

"Is she even Italian?"

Listen I would die for Rosalie and I hate that SMeyer treats her like shit for this entire series,,,, she is a QUEEN

Just go to college?????? Idiot vampires

HOLD ON TIGHT SPIDER MONKEY

Rob,,,, Kristen,,,,,, ily but this acting is unbearable sometimes

Thinking about how Edward hums Bellw's Lullaby to her all the time in the books

Mike Newton had too many opnions

Their lips havent even touched yet and he looks like he's going to cum

SUPER MASSOVE BLACKHOLE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Kind of wish the Cellens had played a round of Baseball w James, Victoria, and Laurent

BELLA IS SO MEAN TO CHARLIE IN THIS SCENE I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

SHUT UP LEAVE HIM ALONE HES TRYING HIS BEST

Thank god Bella brings her bear mace to fight off a vampire

The fact that Never Think by Robert Pattinson isn't available on spotify is a hate crime against me personally

Jacob just randomly shows up at the prom dressed like Avril Lavigne circa 2003

Flightless Bird, American Mouth is playing and I may or may not have tears in my eyes

Well I simply think that Twilight is the greatest film of all time

I am very tempted to start New Moon right now but I rly rly need to go to bed

LETS FCKIN GOOOOOOO

The dude who directed this movie has such a weird filmography,,, he's directed this, American Pie, The Golden Compass, and that terrible ass Operation Finale

Does Jacob not have school? He just shows up whenever he wants

Alice is so fucking cute I would die for her

Edward just casually bringing up his suicidal dreams in the middle of class,,,,, okay dude calm down

"If you had died I would kill myself" RED FLAGS RED FLAGS GET OUT GIRL

The amount of blood that pours from her paper cut is very dramatic

Jasper was able to contain himself completely when Bella was bleeding out at the ballet studio but he can't handle a paper cut???

Roslyn is playing

EDWARD IS SUCH A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT I HATE HIM SO MUCH

U know who would have never done this to Bella???? Alice!!! Because they're lesbians and in love and Edward isn't shit

HE JUST LEAVES HER STRANDED IN THE WOODS,,, I WISH THE VOLTURI WOULD'VE KILLED HIS DUMBASS

Charlie goes through so much emotional turmoil in these movies,,,, I just want to lay his head on my lap and play with his hair

He's such a good dad I would die for him ten times over

Jacob keeps making comments abt Bella's whiteness as if Tayler Lautner isn't full white

Mike Newton is such an insufferable douche I Hate Him

Jacob is very sweet but he is bad at boundaries

Bella should've let Jacob beat the shit out of Mike Newton

Jake looks so much better with long hair I am sad :(

Also why is it a stipulation that the members of the pack cut their hair when they join??? Feels bad.

Laurent's character motivations from Twilight to New Moon are so weird

I think I am a teeny tiny bit pro Bella/Jacob in New Moon only

RIP Harry Clearwater

Love that Bella decides that the middle of the shitty Forks spring is a good time for her to go cliff diving

"As soon as you put the dog out" LEAVE HIM ALONE ALICE :(((

Edward Cullen,,, most dramatic bitch alive.

He didn't even bother to change out of his ripped shitt for the flight to Italy I literally cannot stand him

Should've just let him get his head ripped off girl

Not Edward bragging about being able to easily manipulate Bella

Dakota Fanning

Maybe nobody can read Bella's thoughts bc she's got no thoughts,,, head empty

Edward fighting Felix in his stupid red robe

"He's not going to forgive me easily." AS HE SHOULDN'T!!!! Get over yourself Edward

Rosalie I love you I love you I love you

Could the men in Bella's life pls stop trying to make decisions for her lol

Two down and three more to go,,,, I have not rewatched Eclipse in years, which is weird bc it was my favourite back in the day

The background score that is playing as Riley is being murder is very distracting

Edward is such a possessive asshole I cannot stand him

(I am actually continuing this now)

Edward: nobody can know abt vampires Bella!!!! Nobody!!!!

Also Edward, loudly in their busy high school parking lot: hE waNtS To sEE if YoU'rE stIlL hUmaN

LEAH CLEARWATER I WOULD JUMP I FRONT OF A BULLET FOR YOU

Kristen looks so pretty in this movie I wanna marry her

Jacob's douchebag transformation that starts at the end of New Moon and becomes fully realized in Eclipse makes me SO SAD,,,,,,, imagine if she had one good man in her life (not including Charlie,, he's an angel)

Did they change Rob's contacts in this movie????? He looks Different

Rob looks like he is in physical pain dkshsksjsksks

Edward ur 109 years old stop being such a petty bitch

Gonna out myself right now as someone who, at age like 13, used to read A Lot of Bella/Paul fics,,,,, do not ask me why bc they have like 3 interactions,,,, but they were my everything

The treatment of the Quileute Tribe is so horrific in this entire series, but I feel like it really gets it's worst in this movie..... god

Edward is such an ASSHOLE,,,, I truly cannot stand him

JACOB YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

Girl I wish that punch had hurt him

Emmett and Carlisle... the only good men to exist

The way Rosalie is villainized,,,,, even after we find out her origin story,,,,,,, I hate everything

Jessica's graduation speech is just awful

Kristen's wig looks Very Obvious in this scene

Confederate Army,, mentioned very casually

Why does it take them all so long to come to the conclusion that Victoria is running the army???? Shouldn't that be their first guess????? Idiot vampires

Charlie wishes Bella was dating Alice too

"I'll marry u if u fuck me" queen bella swan

Fuck SMeyer and her weird Mormon bullshit,,,,, let Bella fuck

(Her engagement ring is ugly I'm very sorry)

This movie is so horny

"I am hotter than you"

"I'm not going to force her into anything ever again" sir u are literally forcing her to marry you but alrighty

Could Jake and Edward both stop saying that they're going to kill themselves without Bella

JASPER JUST FULLY PUNCHED SOMEONE HEAD OFF IM SKSGSKSHSSLJSSLLA

Victoria is a very bad liar,,,,,, Riley is a dumbass

RIP Bree Tanner :((((((

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I have seen this movie so many times that I am whispering the lines under my breath

Love that Jasper looks like a completely different person in the like two months between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn

Rosalie is so beautiful,,,, I wanna marry her

Yes I will be crying the entire wedding scene pls shut up

"Just don't let me fall dad"
"Never"

OH GOD FLIGHTLESS BIRD, AMERICN MOUTH IS PLAYING AND IM A WRECK

Irina being mated to Laurent could have been an interesting plotline had it been done well,,, but it always felt,,,, unnecessary

Who let Jessica make a speech skdjsksjskdk

"No measure of time with you will be long enough. But let's start with forever." Crying :)

Rly wish they would've just let Jake be Bella's best friend,,,,, when he is just acting like her friend he is so nice and I wanna love him but :|

Bella is willing to die for the dick,,,, stop being an asshole Jake

Edward is truly the most dramatic bitch ever

Imagine your new husband refusing to fuck you during your honeymoon,,, and he instead expects you to play chess with him the whole time

Bro she is crying bc u wont fuck her!!!! Just get over yourself!!!!

The way everyone treats Leah,,,,,, feels bad

Edward Cullen,,,, pro abortion king

This movie is such pro life bullshit

The fact that Bella uses the fact that Rosalie is desperate to have a baby in order to get her to defend Bella's wanting to birth this demon baby......... :|

Why do the wolves sound Like That when they're tlaking to each other in their pack link

Bella is as big as a fucking house I do not understand why they are waiting for her to go into labour???? Carlisle give her a C-Section and get it over with

Okay I never watched BDP2 for this thread so <3333