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Cory Booker is a strict vegan, but miraculously, he'll never tell you that unless you directly asked him.
Cory Booker lives in New Jersey because that's where God thought kindness was needed the most.
When Cory Booker sees a woman wearing a band shirt, he says "oh, cool band" and would never think to quiz her.
The Moon once wrote a sonata about Cory Booker.
Cory Booker has politely listened to @yashar talk for hours about towels and not once did his eye twitch.
Cory Booker never sings in public because he's worried what might happen to all the woodland creatures on their way to him after feeling they were summoned.
Cory Booker has been known to visit the local Forever 21 and spend hours correctly labeling the dresses that are marked a size 10 when they're actually a size 2.
Cory Booker would never respond "k" to a text unless he was asked if he knew the 11th letter in the Alphabet.
Cory Booker once had plans become a dentist, but he decided against it because he didn't want to tell women to smile.
When Cory Booker sees Mitch McConnell in the hallway, he always says hello and politely ignores the smell of sulfur.
Cory Booker once made Chuck Norris cry... as a healing exercise following a discussion on toxic masculinity.
Cory Booker is not allowed at Disney World because visitors assume he's one of the attractions.
Cory Booker gives a lollipop to his doctor when the appointment has ended.
Bill Nye can't scientifically explain Cory Booker's kindness.
Cory Booker is a conspiracy theorist. He believes in conspiracies of love.
