Cory Booker is the arguably the nicest person I've ever met in my life. That is not hyperbole. The man just doesn't stop being exceedingly kind to those around him. https://twitter.com/AlexMLeo/status/1293544256624263168
Cory Booker moonlights as a therapist for children television show hosts.
Cory Booker doesn't get annoyed when someone stands on the left side of the escalator. He wants to ask how their day is going and see if he can non-judgmentally and casually suss out why they're doing that.
In his entire life, Cory Booker has never stood up during a Q&A and said: "I have more of a comment than a question."
Cory Booker doesn't want to know where you're from; he wants to know where you are now and where you want to go.
When Brené Brown has a bad day and needs to talk to someone, she calls Cory Booker.
Cory Booker doesn't bake cookies. He puts the ingredients on the kitchen counter and gives them such a genuine pep talk that they bake themselves.
When George Harrison wrote "Here Comes the Sun", he was talking about Cory Booker, born the same year.
https://twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/status/1293772068241027072?s=20
When Cory Booker does an interview with Oprah, she cries.
Cory Booker has never had to be asked to mute during a call.
Cory Booker doesn't care about the rules. He's going to fasten your oxygen mask first as the plane goes down and then apologize to the flight attendant for breaking the rules.
Every USAA customer service agent is personally trained by Cory Booker.
Tom Hanks feels like an asshole when he's around Cory Booker.
Cory Booker is a strict vegan, but miraculously, he'll never tell you that unless you directly asked him.
Cory Booker lives in New Jersey because that's where God thought kindness was needed the most.
When Cory Booker sees a woman wearing a band shirt, he says "oh, cool band" and would never think to quiz her.
The Moon once wrote a sonata about Cory Booker.
Cory Booker has politely listened to @yashar talk for hours about towels and not once did his eye twitch.
Cory Booker never sings in public because he's worried what might happen to all the woodland creatures on their way to him after feeling they were summoned.
Cory Booker has been known to visit the local Forever 21 and spend hours correctly labeling the dresses that are marked a size 10 when they're actually a size 2.
Cory Booker would never respond "k" to a text unless he was asked if he knew the 11th letter in the Alphabet.
Cory Booker once had plans become a dentist, but he decided against it because he didn't want to tell women to smile.
When Cory Booker sees Mitch McConnell in the hallway, he always says hello and politely ignores the smell of sulfur.
Cory Booker once made Chuck Norris cry... as a healing exercise following a discussion on toxic masculinity.
Cory Booker is not allowed at Disney World because visitors assume he's one of the attractions.
Cory Booker gives a lollipop to his doctor when the appointment has ended.
https://twitter.com/JazzRobertson/status/1293780245082857472?s=20
Bill Nye can't scientifically explain Cory Booker's kindness.
Cory Booker is a conspiracy theorist. He believes in conspiracies of love.
Cory Booker never wastes an opportunity to make you feel loved and valued! đŸ˜­â€ïž
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