gonna make a thread on iconic stuff my teacher said in this meeting

she said 'fortunately, goron ko dar lagta hai hum unhein bomb kar dein ge so they don't come here'
a student said she wants to be a neurologist in the future and the teacher said that's great, she always thought her brain had problems
a student said she wants to become a corporate lawyer in the future and she said that's great, i won't have to pay my taxations
another student said she loves animals and the teacher went OH MY GOD MY HOUSE IS KNOWN AS KUTTO KA GHAR
this is my first class with her, i'm sure this thread is gonna continue cos this isn't even half of the hilarious shit she said