Fuck all these idiots trying to sell their bullshit clubs. Tue thing this guy needs to decide is who he wants to be. He will be lumped in with the other idiots of whichever team he follows https://twitter.com/armada112690/status/1293637245031907334">https://twitter.com/armada112...
Knights fans are the desperate nice guys that have been forever friend zoned by success. So beaten by failure they can& #39;t even take themselves seriously. Drug culture and hanging all their bravado on an overhyped surprise redhead.
Broncos fans are the spoiler rich kids who don& #39;t get that everyone can& #39;t stand them. They are legitimately surprised that decades of acting like cunts has led to every other fan base uniting in ejaculatory glee at their downfall
Manly fans are conservative voting homophobes who go on about everyone hating them when really it& #39;s just pity. Good in the 80s bit smoking around babies was then as well. A bit of a pedo vibe with all the defending of the Catholic church they do.
Tigers fans are just ninth. They& #39;ve given up. The club itself has given up and just recruits shit players from other clubs to keep the status quo. Home of Nofa, the worst winger to ever play the game.
Titans are on the Gold coast so on the plus side fake tiddies. Downside bikies and meth
Cowboys fans love incest and racism.
Raiders fans are basically political figures. Gross.
Sharks fans start white power race riots and have the player with the record for the most losses in history
Parra fans don& #39;t actually exist they are just people who& #39;s grandpa gave them a jersey before he died from when they were good 40 years ago.
Dragons fans have 80 mins where they pretend to be the lead singer from INXS. Google how he died.
Storm fans support systemic fraud of the salary cap and also support barb from Logan. That& #39;s worse than Hitler.
Bulldogs fans stick by their club through gang rape, contract rorts and mediocrity
Warriors fans are from new Zealand. Enough said.
Rabbits fans have no teeth and often do not shower for weeks. Were kicked out of the league and should be so again.
Roosters have no fans. Legit. None. Rich guys club who buys players from elsewhere for a small amount of success.
Panthers fans cheered on the greatest grand finals91 and 03, have a great team whose talents extend off field to cinematography, dance and other creative pursuits like booting ratbags. They are sensational lovers and jealously lauded by fans of all other cunt clubs #yearyofcleary
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