Here we go! A working thread of MDZS characters as christian martyrs, for some reason.

1. Wei Wuxian | Joan of Arc

2. Lan Wangji | St. Cecilia

3. Jiang Cheng | St. Peter

4. Nie Mingjue | St. John the Baptist

5. cw gore

Wen Chao | St. Bartholomew

6. Xiao Xingchen | St. Lucia

7. Jin Guangyao | St. Peter of Verona

8. Lan Xichen | St. Sebastian

9. Jiang Yanli | St. Agnes
(my fave childhood saint)

10. Jin Guangshan | St. Cassian

I beg you please read up on how this dude dies.

11. Lan Qiren | St. Lawrence

This is the saint that famously yelled out to his executioners to turn him over bc he was well done on one side when he was being grilled alive and I think him and old uncle over there have the same energy.