Ancient Romans: druids are bad
Ancient Romans: they sacrifice humans, according to us
Ancient Romans: we just invade places
Ancient Romans: slaughter innocents, etc
Ancient Romans: conscript our own young men
Ancient Romans: but it’s, like, the good kind of sacrifice, you know?
Every time they get outraged about druids doing “human sacrifice” I’m like bitch have you looked in a mirror recently
Sorry, I’m working on the Queens of Infamy: Boudicca and I’m just mad about the Isle of Mona all over again. Ancient Romans!!!!!!!
But also genuinely love them, many of them were critical and working to dismantle the system etc etc also they make the perfect villains in historical stories because you can drag them as much as you want and it’s never problematic
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