There is tequila in my pink wine.
Might mess around and...

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live tweet myself watching twilight.

Jk how about new moon

Is this movie handmaids tale or westworld or a teen romance?

Y’all. Starting this with sparkly Edward is a great choice

Billy Burke is the best dad. Send tweet.

Edward walking away from his car

“We have to go to class” Bella you need to chill. We can see it in your eyes. Breathe a little.

Sharkboy gave her a dreamcatcher. And now all I can hear is the dream song

Jasper has murder eyes. Or bedroom eyes. Who’s to say.

The way Eric watches Romeo and Juliet in class is the way I watch moulin rouge always

GIVE ME ROBERT PATTINSON READING ANY SHAKESPEARE AT ANY TIME.

Michael sheen doesn’t breakout into “North Pole” from Santa Clause 3 here and that’s a shame

Dramatic single blood drop hits floor.

Peter Facinelli is the best dad. Send tweet.

Forearms in Light Blue.

Angsty Edward just wants to do things right. I love him.

The camera dramatically pans to Edward. Dressed as a 10 in all black. He walks into the woods. My heart breaks.

I am a 24 year old woman. I shouldn’t be about to cry at Edwards departure.

All shots of Bella in this scene were sponsored by the makers of Sky High

Now comes the part of the movie that hurts because he’s gone

Me in quarantine: the months passing scene

Alice’s email is @me.com no wonder it’s not delivering

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Billy Burke is the best dad. Send tweet.

Anna Kendrick as Jessica in New Moon with her post zombie movie monologue had to be her audition for pitch perfect.

Bella’s Logic in this whole thing is a hot mess but also hella relatable

She needs to keep it in her pants. He’s 16.

I want to go cliff diving

Someone get this hoe a helmet

Taking a drink every time the ghosts of Edward’s past appear is the same as taking a shot everytime they say wildcats in HSM

Angela doesn’t look 12 in this movie and I’m so happy

Love spelled backwards is love.

I would have seen that movie if it was real.

WILHELM!

“You should hold out for a man who laughs at the films that make weaker men vomit”

Might I remind the world that this movie starts with her turning 18 and Jacob is 16.