tag yourself as my non fictional, non celebrity irl past crushes ; a thread ft me using made up names bc im paranoid 

(also the crushes are in chronological order
) – pls dont let this flop




mike wasowski
- my first crush
- crushed on him when i was 4 and he was 7
- our relationship was based only the fact that when i cried, he comforted me and when he cried i comforted him
- when we didnt cry, we ignored each other
- drums boi
- my first crush
- crushed on him when i was 4 and he was 7
- our relationship was based only the fact that when i cried, he comforted me and when he cried i comforted him
- when we didnt cry, we ignored each other

- drums boi
mike wasowski part 2
- glowed up a lot and is now handsome asf
- idk where he is now rip
- glowed up a lot and is now handsome asf
- idk where he is now rip
china
- looks like the asian version of freddy from icarly
- is not chinese hbshdb
- crushed on him from age 6 to 10
my longest crush
- 4 years older than me
- was my bff and sweet and caring asf when we were kids
kinda hates me now and is now a fuckboy and an asshole
- looks like the asian version of freddy from icarly
- is not chinese hbshdb
- crushed on him from age 6 to 10

- 4 years older than me
- was my bff and sweet and caring asf when we were kids

china pt 2
- smart asf
- glowed down, appearance and personality wise
- kinda feel bad for him bc his parents are shit
- rich asf
- kinda helped shape me into the person i am today in a good way even tho he is a complete douche now
- inspired me to start doing calligraphy
- smart asf
- glowed down, appearance and personality wise
- kinda feel bad for him bc his parents are shit
- rich asf
- kinda helped shape me into the person i am today in a good way even tho he is a complete douche now

- inspired me to start doing calligraphy
al
- a weeb
- my first high school crush

- i suddenly dreamed of him 3 days ago and now i cant stop thinking about it help
- kinda short but cute
- sweetest guy in 7th grade
- pretty sure he crushed on my friend tho rip
- a weeb
- my first high school crush


- i suddenly dreamed of him 3 days ago and now i cant stop thinking about it help
- kinda short but cute
- sweetest guy in 7th grade

- pretty sure he crushed on my friend tho rip
nemo
- the first girl i crushed on
- she was the only reason i didnt fail art in 7th grade
- i was the only reason she didnt fail math
- older than me
- sarcastic and grumpy but artistic asf
- best drawer ive literally ever met
- weeb
- we're still friends to this day

- the first girl i crushed on
- she was the only reason i didnt fail art in 7th grade
- i was the only reason she didnt fail math
- older than me
- sarcastic and grumpy but artistic asf
- best drawer ive literally ever met
- weeb
- we're still friends to this day



boot
- is in the same friend group as me and nemo
- emo
- doesnt give a shit about anything and anybody
- weeb
- the most sarcastic little shit
- i crushed on her for like 2 years but now we're just friends

- is in the same friend group as me and nemo
- emo
- doesnt give a shit about anything and anybody
- weeb
- the most sarcastic little shit
- i crushed on her for like 2 years but now we're just friends



helen
- was in my summer math class
- CUTE AND SHY ASF OOF
- smart
- i didnt really know her well and she transferred schools so idk where she is now rip
- was in my summer math class

- CUTE AND SHY ASF OOF
- smart
- i didnt really know her well and she transferred schools so idk where she is now rip
cute boi
- met him in february this year
- CUTE ASF OOF 10/10 APPEARANCE AND PERSONALITY WISE
- kinda shy but weird asf when you get to know him
- smart boi
- cuddly and hugs a lot
- once fixed my hair for me and i almost screamed
- tall and plays basket
- forgot to ask him+
- met him in february this year
- CUTE ASF OOF 10/10 APPEARANCE AND PERSONALITY WISE
- kinda shy but weird asf when you get to know him
- smart boi
- cuddly and hugs a lot

- once fixed my hair for me and i almost screamed
- tall and plays basket
- forgot to ask him+
+for his social media so i cant really talk to him and see him anymore bc corona 


bio boi
- met him in bio class hence his nickname
- crushed on him at the same time as cute boi hELPLMAO
- sarcastic and teasing little shit
- patient and great study partner tho
- very cute physically and personality wise
- is kinda a fuckboy
- soccer boi
- cozy hoodies
- met him in bio class hence his nickname
- crushed on him at the same time as cute boi hELPLMAO
- sarcastic and teasing little shit

- patient and great study partner tho
- very cute physically and personality wise
- is kinda a fuckboy
- soccer boi
- cozy hoodies

bio boi part 2
- also forgot to ask for his social media so now i also cant talk to him

- also forgot to ask for his social media so now i also cant talk to him



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