So I just started (Un)Well on Netflix and the very first episode this dude says anyone can afford the $77 for his class on essential oils, "even people on food stamps" if they "just stop buying Starbucks for two weeks". I nearly threw my phone.

This dude said selling people essential oils is a for profit ministry from God and he thinks essential oils cure cancer.

HIS WIFE WEARS HER MISS GEORGIA SASH TO CHURCH. TO. CHURCH.

They did that whole show and never had a single person on who said "these claims are bullshit, and these people are liars preying on desperation". They did at least criticize the multi level marketing.

So anyway do not play essential oil bingo as a drinking game with that episode, your liver will go on strike.

...I really need to go to sleep but my sleep schedule has been borked by migraine related naps so I think I'll watch episode 2,which is on tantric sex. Will it also annoy me? Almost certainly.

Two minutes in and I want this woman sent to a gulag.

She really just claimed that people are fat because you have "stagnant and stuck sex in your body"

Actual quote: "you're not a fat guy, you've got a lot of man inside you. You've got a lot of sex inside you."

Anyway she just massaged his nipples until he spoke in tongues. Perhaps he is no longer full of stagnant sex now.

There have been 4 people interviewed so far for this at 3/4 of the way through. 3 are women, 1 is a dude. Guess how many are from India.

Congratulations! You won!. https://twitter.com/McNutcase/status/1293736541055942656?s=19

I am noping out of the breastmilk episode and going up sleep.