honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion

what the fuck i've been gone thirty-six minutes you guys

that said, banning men from replying to this is a high like i've never experienced

this is honestly the first thing Twitter has ever done right

is this what it feels like to be a man on the internet? you can just??? speak???? without hundreds of men you don't know with names like Chad894532143928 calling you a bitch????

amazing

i want every woman to experience the endorphin rush of tweeting a misandrist hot take and then immediately denying butthurt incels the ability to make you listen to their opinion on it

to all the women quote-tweeting to (correctly!!) clarify that this only pertains to MALE anger - I promise, if I had any idea more than about 40 people would RT this i would have made that clearer

i also would not have used "successfully" twice

i did not plan for this scenario

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

they're so spicy they can't reply here that they're replying to other, totally unrelated tweets

this is so funny

it is so deeply important to very angry men that they make sure i know THEY aren't angry, I'M angry https://twitter.com/jonm1076/status/1293916531621912576?s=20

me: maybe we should talk about the fact that a lot of men have never developed mature emotional processing responses and filter every single feeling into anger, then deny they're feeling any emotions at all and tell women they're the problem

a man: FUCK YOU, ANGRY BITCH

*whispers quietly into the void* none of the men in my family or the men i am friends with scream at women on the internet or punch walls or break things when they're upset so you actually could be better if you tried

this is a You Problem and not a Me Problem, sir

kavanaugh: *literally purple-faced and WEEPING with rage while a united states senator questioned him for a job interview in an entirely professional manner*

men: "kamala harris is a mean angry lady, i am a very calm and logical person" https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1293880205463953409?s=20

100k likes and not a single "bitch," or "well actually", or incel tweeting a picture of my own face back to me captioned with "moo" or "oink", or Logic Bro convinced he's "more rational" than me because his screeching vitriol is couched in ten-dollar words

this is unprecedented

i wasn't even anxious about going to bed last night for fear of waking up to a shitshow in my mentions that would drain my mental health down to zero for the entire day, something i had come to just assume was the cost of being a woman with an opinion on this website

amazing

when you . . . self-identify as a butthurt incel???