Why koalas are the earth worst evolutionary mistake

Koalas are the stupidest fucking creatures ever. Not only do they look stupid and ugly, they have smooth brains, eat EUCALYPTUS LEAVES, will only eat leaves if it’s on a branch, and 80% of them have chlymadia.

Koalas have smooth brains. SMOOTH FUCKING BRAINS. Brains have wrinkles to have more surface area, and the more surface area the more neurons that can interact with the brain. But on smooth brains the neurons just glide over that shit like an ice rink.

These creatures lack the ability to have complex thought and are basically mentally deficit

They eat EUCALYPTUS LEAVES. EUCALYPTUS is highly toxic and lacks any nutrition. But these fuckers specifically evolved to only eat eucalyptus. That’s the only shit they eat.

Since these fuckers are so stupid from their smooth brain, they also will not eat their eucalyptus leaves if it’s not on a branch! They do not recognize it as food. They could starve in a room full of the shit it eats.

80 fucking percent of them have CHLYMADIA. You know, the FUCKING STD???

That is why koalas are the worst animals to ever exist and should be eradicated