why hooty & swift wind are conscious they're 2D beings in cartoons who are watched by us but pretend they're oblivious so they could poison our minds. a thread;
1) they're both gay and we know gay people were invented in 2020. so how swift wind is 35 and hootys 58?
2) they both have a couple of things in common. first - having comfort human
2a) second - being annoying as hell. swift wind was hated by everyone and hooty is being bullied by eda (as he should)
2b) swift wind has long neck and hooty is a snake in disguise
3) swift wind broke the fourth wall as well as hooty. they know we're watching them.
guys im so sorry i have to end this thread now theyre threatening me i think ive discovered something i shouldn't have please theyshvvvsv ..;-*+;
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