For instance, Kamala Harris is rabidly opposed to nuking hurricanes, but the President is willing to consider it. https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/1293598344514764807
Kamala Harris hasn't admitted to even a SINGLE bald eagle being killed by windmills. But the President has brought down his estimate from billions to millions.
Kamala Harris has been totally unwilling to compromise on when the Influenza Pandemic of 1918 occurred and which World War it may or may not have ended
A lot of people are saying that this hurricane went all the way to California. Trump compromised on Alabama. Kamala Harris insists it just struck Florida and South Georgia!
Trump wanted a Muslim ban just "until we figure out what the hell is going on." But Kamala wouldn't ban groups based on religion at all!
And let's take a minute to talk about our big beautiful American flags. Trump hugs and kisses them, sure, but he refrains from full intercourse.

I couldn't find a SINGLE photo of Harris so much as flicking a flag's tassel for a little tease
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