Thinking about my college roommate sophomore year who called the RA on me for having my ball python in my room after I asked her to clean the kitchen she trashed when she was blacked out the night before... lol spite is ugly

The best part was Makena heard her call the RA so she texted me to give me a heads up. I rushed home and we skated his big 50 gallon tank to my car on my longboard the RA showed up to inspect my room and I was like snake? What snake?

Tara (my roommate) didn't know Makena heard her and gave me the heads up, and didn’t hear us sneak him out, so she was just standing there so confused and disappointed when the RAs came and went
Tara, if you’re reading this, you a bitch