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Thread: The time I was twerking onna table and a zombie almost bit off my booty like that fish from spongebob https://twitter.com/SPIRITSAURZ/status/1293257929433456641">https://twitter.com/SPIRITSAU...
So I got done running from some mfn zombies. Saw my old high school....that bitch looked so empty...so I ran up in there and was like. "Let me visit my least fav highschool teacher cus to see if they got ate tf up." They got ate up so i was doing a lil cheerful dance and fell tho
I wasn& #39;t that hurt so I got back on desk and started fucking it up...cus I almost didn& #39;t graduate in 2017 cus that hoe put in my grades late.
Then I heard a growl...so I already knew what it was... Im protected so can& #39;t none touch me.
So I turn around and that cafeteria lady that was on the news when the train station got shot up was a zombie...and she was looking dead at me...so im like..
not this hoe waved and said in zombie talk "put in your lunch number baby"
Nah idk what she said...but that& #39;s all she use to say I just assumed
SIS STARTED CHASING ME LIKE THAT ONE GIRL DID THE CLASS WHEN SHE TOLD EVERYONE SHE WAS POSSESSED BY 7 DEMONS AND WROTE A WHOLE PAPER ON IT IN LIT CLASS
WE REACHED THE TEACHER CONFERENCE ROOM AND I FLIPPED THE TABLE ON HER ASS....INSTEAD OF CRAWLING SHE LEGIT WAS CRAWLING OVER THAT BITCH LIKE A SPIDER AND GOT SO CLOSE TO MY BOOTY. I STARTED CRYING
ANYWAYS I MADE IT OUT AND EDWARD CULLEN WAS IN THE PARKING LOT AND I WAS LIKE PLS SAVE ME CRACCAAAA
ONE THING ABOUT WHITE MEN THEY ALWAYS WANT TO PLAY THE WHITE savior....YOU KNOW ITS A COMPLEX OF THEIRS...GUESS WHAT HE DID
THIS MAN CALLED ME A NIGGER SO I STARTED FILMING HIM TO UPLOAD IT FOR THIS THREAD *LINKING LATER*
BUT ANYWAYS HOW I GOT AWAY WAS...I FARTED AND THE ZOMBIE AND EDWARD PASSED OUT CUS I WAS COMING ON MY PERIOD AND YALL KNOW HOW THAT BE
