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Thread: The time I was twerking onna table and a zombie almost bit off my booty like that fish from spongebob https://twitter.com/SPIRITSAURZ/status/1293257929433456641
So I got done running from some mfn zombies. Saw my old high school....that bitch looked so empty...so I ran up in there and was like. "Let me visit my least fav highschool teacher cus to see if they got ate tf up." They got ate up so i was doing a lil cheerful dance and fell tho
I wasn't that hurt so I got back on desk and started fucking it up...cus I almost didn't graduate in 2017 cus that hoe put in my grades late.
Then I heard a growl...so I already knew what it was... Im protected so can't none touch me.
So I turn around and that cafeteria lady that was on the news when the train station got shot up was a zombie...and she was looking dead at me...so im like..
not this hoe waved and said in zombie talk "put in your lunch number baby"
Nah idk what she said...but that's all she use to say I just assumed
SIS STARTED CHASING ME LIKE THAT ONE GIRL DID THE CLASS WHEN SHE TOLD EVERYONE SHE WAS POSSESSED BY 7 DEMONS AND WROTE A WHOLE PAPER ON IT IN LIT CLASS
WE REACHED THE TEACHER CONFERENCE ROOM AND I FLIPPED THE TABLE ON HER ASS....INSTEAD OF CRAWLING SHE LEGIT WAS CRAWLING OVER THAT BITCH LIKE A SPIDER AND GOT SO CLOSE TO MY BOOTY. I STARTED CRYING
ANYWAYS I MADE IT OUT AND EDWARD CULLEN WAS IN THE PARKING LOT AND I WAS LIKE PLS SAVE ME CRACCAAAA
ONE THING ABOUT WHITE MEN THEY ALWAYS WANT TO PLAY THE WHITE savior....YOU KNOW ITS A COMPLEX OF THEIRS...GUESS WHAT HE DID
THIS MAN CALLED ME A NIGGER SO I STARTED FILMING HIM TO UPLOAD IT FOR THIS THREAD *LINKING LATER*
BUT ANYWAYS HOW I GOT AWAY WAS...I FARTED AND THE ZOMBIE AND EDWARD PASSED OUT CUS I WAS COMING ON MY PERIOD AND YALL KNOW HOW THAT BE
