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HOW TO AVOID BEING TURNED BY A ZOMBIE; A THREAD 
1) drink water! drinking water helps clear your skin which makes it less appetising to zombies.
2) do cardio! this means you can easily put up a fight if the time comes.
3) meditation! this is scientifically proven to lower stress levels and clears the mind. remember wellness is vital throughout a zombie apocalypse otherwise your insecurities may get the better of you <3
4) confidence! a zombie apocalypse requires lots of resilience and confidence is key.
5) masturbate! when its the zombie apocalypse youre bound to be lonely so masturbation is the perfect solution. just make sure theres no zombies hiding in your closet!
6) grenades! incendiary and smoke grenades are the best types to scare off zombies because of their imfamous bang and fizzle which allow you a small gap to escape.
7) limit social media! it can be very toxic and by limiting your time you will make sure to look at things that wont affect your mental health badly. this means you can focus on the more important parts of the apocalypse, such as keeping safe.
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i hope this thread educated you on how to avoid being turned by a zombie and you will be able to stay safe <3
i hope this thread educated you on how to avoid being turned by a zombie and you will be able to stay safe <3
