I’ve been writing down funny things I hear at school since Sophomore year. I hope these make you laugh!
(A thread)

Claire’s greatest hits

Class with Sheehan’s greatest hits

Makayla’s greatest hits

Matthew’s greatest hits pt. 1

Matthew pt. 2

Art teachers’ greatest hits

Dominick’s greatest hits
(No, I do not remember the context for the last one)

Cunningham’s greatest hits

Sarah’s greatest hits

Hunter’s greatest hits
(I just emailed you all the quotes sorry it took all summer!!)

Jonah’s greatest hits

Grace and Chloe’s greatest hits

Chance’s greatest hits

Addy’s greatest hits

Kevin’s greatest hits

Nima’s greatest hits

Class with Riggenbach’s greatest hits

Riggenbach pt. 2

Class with Teverbaugh’s greatest hits

Teverbaugh pt. 2

Class with Burchfield’s greatest hits
(For another great Burchfield conversation see Chance’s greatest hits)

My greatest hits lol

Valerie’s greatest hits

Class with Hunter’s greatest hits pt. 1

Hunter pt. 2

Class with Davis’ greatest hits

Misc. pt. 1

Misc. pt. 2

Aaaaand I will end this thread with a Schoch quote; hope y’all enjoyed!