Stein Mart is going out of business. Fran and I will be hosting a prayer vigil in their parking lot.
Now that all Stein Mart stores are closing, I might change my stance on adding corporations to the Prayer List.
NOW WHERE AM I GOING TO PURCHASE LYLE’S SMART SLACKS
AND WHO AM I GOING TO WITNESS GETTING YELLED AT FOR NOT KNOWING THE FITTING ROOM REJECT RACK PROTOCOL? 😡
There must have been a run on Chinese Checkers. The stress of working at Stein Mart must have been too much for those poor women.
The best eavesdropping spot in the world was Stein Mart’s pocketbook section. Now I’ll have to rely on the Costco cheese case.
My Stein Mart credit card is too small to use as an emergency coaster.

Lyle hit me up with another buttermilk.
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