Thread by @modernistwitch, speaking of stupid threads I do, THE ANNUAL FANCYCAT THREAD is coming. [...]

speaking of stupid threads I do, THE ANNUAL FANCYCAT THREAD is coming. I thought covid would derail the annual judging but I was WRONG, DELIGHTFULLY WRONG

honestly I’m just going thru a backlog of promos at the moment and don’t have any meetings this afternoon so let’s fucking go

some background: since 2014 at least?? i have been doing these threads of the annual cat fanciers' association cat show winners because they are just completely bonkers and absurd

this year's overall winner is pretty boring (a white cat named arctic storm who cares) so we'll skip to the runner up, AMERICAN STRONG

named after lynyrd skynyrd so i am sensing an uncomfortable theme here

oui, mais non, i cannot, monsieur. i am too delicate, une orchidee dans la nuit

LET'S
OPEN
THIS
PIT
UP

bruno mars 2, with his hit "downtown punk"

in memory of wilford brimley

there are like twelve of these under my couch

woodspirit talisman has some essential oils to sell you via an MLM he's recently joined. he's so excited about the financial opportunities

this poor antsy motherfucker

the real bugeyed guys make me so sad. also this coat patterns looks like the color scheme for any new american restaurant or gentrifier condo from the last decade

no joke here, this guy just seems like a good friend

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO

this is a fucking full grown adult ass man who got wizarded into a cat

that's ... not how u do roman numerals

in the mornin you eat kibble
throw it all around the kitchen
and you puke immediately
behind the shelf where i won't notice

you go back
cat
do it again

pause here to note that i absolutely could have done the whole song because i am a broken person

china's top cats are usually extra great. the top cat is just a big ball of fluff without an interesting name but right underneath? fuckin JASON CAT CAPPUCINO

e-house dang dang also whips, what a little square cat

monthercare lioon

a regal turkey breast

sweet garden papajump

sorry there are some typos in this thread i am excited to GET THESE CATS OUT TO YOU, THE READERS

do you have prince albert in a can

this one gets a christmas background. merry christmas

to the international category! i don't know why china isn't included in international! maybe there is a CFA office there! anyway YATFUNG'S BLUE MOUNTAIN!!!

prince kayden has a real Large Adult Son vibe to him

the weight of the world falls heavy on castlegate bless of el rohi

this is a therapist

attn @ourcityburning it's YIP MAN

ears

cause he's a bittersweet symphony this guyyyy
trying to bite your feet, you'll get up and feed me or you dieeee

would lay down in the street for gregory glacier

the spirit of the girl who didn't invite you to her third grade birthday party but invited the rest of the class and now spends her time alternating between live laugh love and vaguely racist memes on instagram

great attitude 11/10

someone made creamsicles in the ice cube tray

yatfung's brina !!! of polarprint has had enough of yr shit

wait there's a prince jayden and a prince kayden?? did trans men name these cats??????

you leave that toupee glued on long enough and it gains sentience, idk what to tell you

real speak to the manager energy here

and now for the kittens!!!

reese witherspoon did a great job in election

it's a g-g-g-g-g-GHOST

real cats have curves

we are, as a society, going to hell for doing this to animals

ooga-chaka-ooga-ooga

this is a screenshot from one of those badly translated dating sims

class war will not spare woodspirit's gentry i am sorry it is in the rules

billy dee williams for

duke ellington has the strength and grace of his namesake, i approve

eye candy, get it

when yr boss is like "do you have a minute later today to talk"

wow, she's a danika. wow

when someone says "inbred monarchy" this poor little dude is just gonna pop into my head now

i LOVE selkirk rex coats, they have the absolute same texture of my unbrushed hair

the glorious communist revolution awaits

eye candy, get it, #2

and we will end today on this noble friend because i've been doing this for like an hour straight. there are some more international kittens to come, i will post em tomorrow. plus top cats in hawaii and my favorite category, top household pets!

ok finishing this thread up is going to stop me from losing my shit at people who are full of it. deep breath. international kittens!