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speaking of stupid threads I do, THE ANNUAL FANCYCAT THREAD is coming. I thought covid would derail the annual judging but I was WRONG, DELIGHTFULLY WRONG
honestly I’m just going thru a backlog of promos at the moment and don’t have any meetings this afternoon so let’s fucking go
some background: since 2014 at least?? i have been doing these threads of the annual cat fanciers& #39; association cat show winners because they are just completely bonkers and absurd
this year& #39;s overall winner is pretty boring (a white cat named arctic storm who cares) so we& #39;ll skip to the runner up, AMERICAN STRONG
named after lynyrd skynyrd so i am sensing an uncomfortable theme here
oui, mais non, i cannot, monsieur. i am too delicate, une orchidee dans la nuit
bruno mars 2, with his hit "downtown punk"
in memory of wilford brimley
there are like twelve of these under my couch
woodspirit talisman has some essential oils to sell you via an MLM he& #39;s recently joined. he& #39;s so excited about the financial opportunities
this poor antsy motherfucker
the real bugeyed guys make me so sad. also this coat patterns looks like the color scheme for any new american restaurant or gentrifier condo from the last decade
no joke here, this guy just seems like a good friend
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
this is a fucking full grown adult ass man who got wizarded into a cat
that& #39;s ... not how u do roman numerals
in the mornin you eat kibble
throw it all around the kitchen
and you puke immediately
behind the shelf where i won& #39;t notice
you go back
cat
do it again
throw it all around the kitchen
and you puke immediately
behind the shelf where i won& #39;t notice
you go back
cat
do it again
pause here to note that i absolutely could have done the whole song because i am a broken person
china& #39;s top cats are usually extra great. the top cat is just a big ball of fluff without an interesting name but right underneath? fuckin JASON CAT CAPPUCINO
e-house dang dang also whips, what a little square cat
monthercare lioon
a regal turkey breast
sweet garden papajump
sorry there are some typos in this thread i am excited to GET THESE CATS OUT TO YOU, THE READERS
do you have prince albert in a can
this one gets a christmas background. merry christmas
to the international category! i don& #39;t know why china isn& #39;t included in international! maybe there is a CFA office there! anyway YATFUNG& #39;S BLUE MOUNTAIN!!!
prince kayden has a real Large Adult Son vibe to him
the weight of the world falls heavy on castlegate bless of el rohi
this is a therapist
ears
cause he& #39;s a bittersweet symphony this guyyyy
trying to bite your feet, you& #39;ll get up and feed me or you dieeee
trying to bite your feet, you& #39;ll get up and feed me or you dieeee
would lay down in the street for gregory glacier
the spirit of the girl who didn& #39;t invite you to her third grade birthday party but invited the rest of the class and now spends her time alternating between live laugh love and vaguely racist memes on instagram
great attitude 11/10
someone made creamsicles in the ice cube tray
yatfung& #39;s brina !!! of polarprint has had enough of yr shit
wait there& #39;s a prince jayden and a prince kayden?? did trans men name these cats??????
you leave that toupee glued on long enough and it gains sentience, idk what to tell you
real speak to the manager energy here
and now for the kittens!!!
reese witherspoon did a great job in election
it& #39;s a g-g-g-g-g-GHOST
real cats have curves
we are, as a society, going to hell for doing this to animals
ooga-chaka-ooga-ooga
this is a screenshot from one of those badly translated dating sims
class war will not spare woodspirit& #39;s gentry i am sorry it is in the rules
billy dee williams for
duke ellington has the strength and grace of his namesake, i approve
eye candy, get it
when yr boss is like "do you have a minute later today to talk"
wow, she& #39;s a danika. wow
when someone says "inbred monarchy" this poor little dude is just gonna pop into my head now
i LOVE selkirk rex coats, they have the absolute same texture of my unbrushed hair
the glorious communist revolution awaits
eye candy, get it, #2
and we will end today on this noble friend because i& #39;ve been doing this for like an hour straight. there are some more international kittens to come, i will post em tomorrow. plus top cats in hawaii and my favorite category, top household pets!
ok finishing this thread up is going to stop me from losing my shit at people who are full of it. deep breath. international kittens!
i refuse to believe bazinga persephone of abydoll, top chinese kitten, is real. platonic ideal of kitten
and then there is actual creampuff beauty fairy hepburn
i realize that little luna is chinese but she looks like studio ghibli drew her into the world
look at this freak! i love him! roundest motherfucker out!
CHEESE CAT CEPH O_O
EXCUSE ME CHEESE CAT CEFH
FATUNCLEDOLL EVAN OF DA DING. HOW DO I EVEN CAPTION THESE ANYMORE. LOOK AT THOSE FEET
reading yr tweets
how the fuck do you tell the 7th and 8th best kitten apart they are the same
that sure is a rich meow halo
he shoots u with an arrow wyd
file under orange boys, good
file under long boys, good
just fred
the regular cat paws emerging from this cloud of hair, it is too much
how& #39;d an otter get in here
this cat is making the same expression i made when i read its name
at this point i am convinced the cat show people are actively fucking with me
