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checking in with my favorite algorithmically derived zazzle store and it’s still just the best. my favorite vibes are when the slogans are unnecessarily aggressive or very specifically horny https://www.zazzle.com/when_i_become_an_electrician_ill_be_the_one_doing_sweatshirt-235134628185505318
imagine walking into someone’s house and this is just on the wall https://www.zazzle.com/shut_up_im_about_to_teach_math_poster-228358872782258456
questions already answered by my hat, etc https://www.zazzle.com/im_not_crazy_i_just_love_sea_lions_that_much_trucker_hat-148642080683594953
for the real deal sociopath in yr life https://www.zazzle.com/i_enjoy_failing_students_in_my_economics_class_coffee_mug-168198165909864052
this poor kid https://www.zazzle.com/my_dad_can_kick_your_dads_butt_at_water_polo-235919064222318317
you gotta shout it out sometimes https://www.zazzle.com/in_love_with_a_hamster_doctor_pinback_button-145386707632419983
buying this for every annoying twitter pundit https://www.zazzle.com/proud_political_science_warrior_throw_pillow-189714250681620645
Jesus FINE then https://www.zazzle.com/sorry_my_son_only_dates_other_doctors_t_shirt-235410197486182525
there are a bunch of deeply bleak domestic abuse ones and like what the fuck WHY
for the constant farter in yr life https://www.zazzle.com/im_powered_by_wind_energy_classic_round_sticker-217500020983725184
ok I gotta stop doing this and go back to work but as always, please enjoy the endless variations of zazzle dot com slash supernova23a https://www.zazzle.com/my_favorite_book_all_of_them_water_bottle-256993175071933653
ok I’m sorry one more https://www.zazzle.com/she_may_suck_but_i_still_support_my_sisters_hocke_t_shirt-235887201711171801
I will admit the baby makes a mean gin rickey https://www.zazzle.com/theres_only_1_bartender_better_than_me_and_thats_baby_bodysuit-235557470606809125
ok I’m really going back to work but you see what I mean about the unnecessarily threatening vibe https://www.zazzle.com/my_statistics_test_was_designed_to_make_you_suffer_trucker_hat-148384133599276964
