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What HxH characters would taste like if I were to cannabilize them: A thread
Ging Freecss -
In terms of smell, Ging probably reeks. But if I were to just plop him in my mouth, he’d def taste like graham crackers. Probably one of the tastiest characters in HxH.
Hisoka Morow -
I’m getting spaghetti vibes ... like random strings of his skin ? Definitely spaghetti. But liek gum flavored spaghetti. I feel like his body has a sticker substance so he’d be more difficult to eat. Chewy.
Pariston Hill -
He tastes how he smells, so like bad perfume. Eating him raw would literally be uncooked rat. He would NOT be tasty 0/10.
Leorio Paladinight -
Second tastiest character in HxH. I don’t know why but I know he’d be tasty. Very soft and chewy. Tastes like eating a rose.
Biscuit Krueger (Bisky) -
She tastes just like sweet candies!! Definitely would satisfy your sweet tooth. She’s like caramel and lollipops yep!! Monch monch.
Chrollo Lucilfer -
I cannot Say What He Tastes Like this acc is family friendly but I’m sure you can all imagine. Other than that he tastes like sweat, tears, and blood. Unpleasant and wouldn’t recommend.
Illumi Zoldyck -
DISGUSTING he tastes like shit and dog shampoo at the same time. Literally WORSE than Pariston if that was even possible. Do NOT eat him he is NOT tasty. His texture is awful too. Difficult to chew.
Kurapika -
In the current arc he tastes like cigarettes. I don’t think he smokes so don’t ask me WHY he tastes like cigarettes I just KNOW he does 🙄 He hasn’t showered in two years so you’ll be biting into a thick layer of dirt. About a 7/10 though good texture overall.
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