Ranking all the Dance Moms moms from least to greatest : a thread

Moms I didn’t include: the select team moms , the season 8 moms, and most of the mini team moms. We don’t care about them.

17: Jaime Caes. Jaime is the mother of Maesi. She came in season 6 or 7. I really didn’t like her. She didn’t add anything to the team. she was boring.

16: Yolanda. The mother of Elliana. She was literally a psychopath on the show. Just look at her. A lunatic

15. Jill mother of Kendall. Jill was very delusional. She thought her kid was better than what she actually was. The whole show she was in La-La land making up stuff that wasn’t true. And let’s not forget the constant micro aggressions towards Nia.

14. Kira, mother of Kalani. Kalani was the best dancer of the show. And she thought that she could do whatever she pleased Because she knew Abby wasn’t going to get rid of her. Kira needed to have several seats. And the storyline of her attacking Camryn was horrible.

13. Christy, the mother of little Sarah. Christy had a lot of built up anger towards Abby, which I understand but why attack the other moms? I don’t understand. I would use all my anger towards Abby than I would the moms who couldn’t have done anything.

12. Cathy. I found Cathy hilarious but she was also very delusional and weird. She supports trump and made a group dance about building a wall even tho she has an immigrant daughter? + she has also made racist comments towards Nicaya.

11. Leslie, Mother of Payton. Leslie was a menace to the team. She also had built up hurt against Abby and took it out on the girls + moms. I would’ve put Leslie lower but after the show she explained the behavior so imma put her here.

10. Melissa, mother to Maddie and Mackenzie. Melissa was a pathological liar. She clearly favored one daughter over the other; contributing to her daughter’s self esteem issues. And I don’t like how Melissa picked the dumbest battles to fight. she was VERY fake.

9. Kelly, mother of Brooke and Paige. Kelly was okay. But let’s be real. She played a hand in ruining her daughters. Taking away dances? Keeping them away from their friends because of Abby?? Made no sense. I think the big fight could’ve been prevented tbh

8. Christi, mother of Chloe. Christi is a bit similar to Kelly. But, Christi’s departure couldn’t have been prevented. It was a progressive thing. I actually like Christi, she was a good person at times but don’t get me wrong, she had her moments.

7. Kaya “Black pasty” , mother of Nicaya. I really like Kaya. She supported her daughter and stood up for her. She was real. It was clear that the producers wanted to portray her as the “angry ghetto black woman” character but in reality she isn’t like that.

6. Stacy, mother of Liliana. Stacy is the only mini mom I could tolerate. She fought back, but at the same time she was on the tame side. She seems like a very good lady besides the show.

5. Ashlee, mother of Brynn. I liked Ashlee. She definitely didn’t deserve to be treated the way she did. Like she was full on bullied on the show. There was truly nothing wrong with her.

4. Kristi Ray, mother of Asia. Kristi was INSANE. In a good way. She minded her business, laughed and Kiki’d with the moms or whatever, like she did NOT care. She was only there for one thing; for her daughter to get more training. I loved that.

3. Camille, mother of Camryn. I really felt for Camille. I really did. She truly wanted her daughter to dance and she was constantly messed with, forced to start drama or she wouldn’t get paid. She deserved more.

2. Jessalynn, mother of THEE JoJo Siwa. Jess was one of the only mothers who did something right. I applaud her because she knew exactly what she was doing. She molded her child into a Star from birth, put her on television shows , JoJo gained her fame and she DIPPED from DM.

1. Of course, Dr. Holly Hatcher- Frazier ; mother of Nia Frazier. Holly was the strongest mother of the show. She was there from BEGINNING to END. Yes, Nia was racially targeted and typecasted constantly but Holly stood her ground and fought for her daughter regardless.