Completely wrong. Only follow this advice if you are a simp and beta male.

This is what you do if you are a Chad: You approach her and loudly explain to her in extreme detail stuff like Continental philosophy, Peloponnesian War trivia, and deep appreciation for trains. https://twitter.com/tim_fall/status/1293170939736121344
“DID YOU KNOW THE LARGEST STEAM ENGINE EVER, THE UNION PACIFIC #4014 “BIG BOY” WEIGHED 1.2 MILLION POUNDS!?”
“THE SAILORS ON ATHENIAN TRIREMES WERE NOT ACTUALLY SLAVES, NOT IN THE EARLY PARTS OF THE WAR ANYWAY, THEY WERE ELITE, HIGHLY-TRAINED ROWERS WHOSE SKILLS OUR BEST ATHLETES CANNOT REPLICATE TO THIS DAY”
Fellas: if she cannot handle you at your most autistic, she is unworthy of you.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
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