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Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton 
If you’re wearing a left shoe on the left foot, you’re wearing it on the right foot
Do bald people wash their heads with shampoo or body wash
You’ve never seen a microwave advertisements
What if Harry Potter was really in a comma and dreaming for 7 years, because he ran head first into the wall at a train station?
Do regular dogs see police dogs & think, Oh no its a cop?
Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
If you’re clean when you get out of shower, why do towels get dirty?
Wouldn’t it be ironic... to die in a living room
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?
They say revenge is a dish best served cold and they also said that revenge is sweet. Is revenge... an ice cream?
Since there is only one me.. Does that make me endangered or limited edition?
Why is it called “a building” when it’s already built?
