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Finally listening to The Cruel Prince audiobook. Am I ready to ship whatever this book offers?
Oh shit is Jude like an Anastasia?
No not Jude it's Viv. I need to listen closely. Everybody's dying 
Parent murdering aside, Madoc doesn't sound too bad. 
PRINCE CARDAN
Is this her love interest?She's describing him like he is. The crowd literally parts like Moses in front of the Red Sea
I just noticed this book is in first person POV and I .... don't mind?? Maybe because it's not fanfic and feels less like a self-insert...
Cardan just tore someone's wings apart 
What else those hands do
What else those hands do
Wait Locke winked at her WHATS HAPPENING
Cardan's treatment of Jude and Taryn during lunch is very Hana York Dango/Meteor Garden when the losers pick a fight with the F4
ViViEnNe oOohHh
I'm watching Hana Yori Dango after I finish this audiobook
Taryn, you turncoat
Jude and Cardan hate-eye-fucking each other throughout this book? I mean.. I'm down for it if the author wants me to buy book 2.
"Get down on your knees"
"Beg"
"Make it pretty"
"Beg"
"Make it pretty"
There is chemistry between Locke and Jude WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING AGDKFJEHBSND
is this a K-drama because Cardan pretending to be mean while actually trying to prevent further bullying is soOoO kdrama
Ya girl walked into Cardan's room and stole his copy of Alice 
Lol Taryn cockblocking Jude and Locke's almost first kiss 
where's Cardan?
where's Cardan?
SHE FOUND A PIECE OF PAPER WHERE CARDAN WROTE HER NAME OVER AND OVER I feel so bad for the narrator
I feel so bad for the narrator
Well this is unexpected. So Jude is....for sure dating Locke? Or are they just flirting and making out? Because I'm down for a love triangle too
I feel like y'all have read this book and I'm the last one and you're just waiting for me to stumble into another twist where I have to eat my previous tweets 
watch me open Jude/Cardan bookbinding commissions because I'm a sucker for enemies to lovers
Jude and Locke's "bodies are pressed together" idk anymore
My Goodreads is so happy I'm adding stuff to it again
Jude is an idiot for stealing the servant girl smh now is not the time 
She killt Valerian??!
I'm going to pissed if Taryn's secret suitor is Cardan. There's already too much going on
Should I cheer for the Ghost because I want to
I love that absolutely nobody bends the knee to Balekin
You know I was expecting more Prince Cardan because I thought the book was named after him but I'm starting to doubt he's the Cruel Prince
Oh look at that, speak of the devil and he shall appear. Drunk and hiding under a table.
Locke played both Jude and Taryn AND TARYN ***LET*** HIM?? WHAT KIND OF BESOTTED FOOL-
FIGHT HER, JUDE.
THEY ARE FIGHTING and she's taunting Taryn
The servants have flocked to watch
Locke saw these two idiots fight over him
Madoc gave Jude their dad's sword while he gave Taryn a set of steak knives
I charged my noise cancelling headphones so I can listen to this during bedtime. The last 3 hours better not disappoint.
hold up Oak isn't who we think he is????????
just tell Jude why you "HATE" her, Cardan 
no stfu he told her he hates her because locke used her and taryn to make fucking NICASIA cryyyy??
MOST OF ALL I HATE YOU BECAUSE I THINK OF YOU OFTEN IT'S DISGUSTING AND I CAN'T STOP
I TAKE BACK MY LAST GIF
I TAKE BACK MY LAST GIF
SHE KISSED HIM WITH A KNIFE AGAINST HIS THROAT
HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE KISSING HER BUT HE PULLS HER IN ANYWAY ASJKDFHAWUE;AVWJNV;
AND SHE LIEKS IT
THEY GONNA
AND SHE LIEKS IT
THEY GONNA
he's probably drunk and still tied to a chair and jude didn't slip in a lap dance during their mini makeout sesh
"it turns out that having kissed someone, the possibility of kissing hangs over everything"
homegirl is whoreknee
homegirl is whoreknee
"i want you to swear yourself into my service"
"you want ME to put myself in YOUR power VOLUNTARILY"
he pretends like he doesn't want to say yes
"you want ME to put myself in YOUR power VOLUNTARILY"
he pretends like he doesn't want to say yes
just for one year and a day, not a second longer
Taryn better NOT give Balekin the crown
Madoc is gonna be so pissed when he wakes up
OAK CROWNED CARDAN DIRECTED BY M NIGHT SHYAMALAN
How do you treat the woman who made you king
Is her code name going to be Kingmaker?
No it's not. It's the Queen.
Close enough though
Close enough though
Madoc, later: WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY WAKE ME UP
Ok the book is done.
I need a minute to just
sit
before I dive into book 2
I need a minute to just
sit
before I dive into book 2
Aight hold my beer, it's The Wicked King time
Cardan is whipped and neither one of them realizes it. One braincell between them.
Taryn is really going through with marrying Locke. If she isn't Boo Boo the Klown Khloe Kardashian of the Court of Faeries
Mother Marrow: you gonna let this human girl speak for you, King?
Cardan:
Cardan:
This hag tried to slip herself and/or her daughter into Cardan's DMs right under Jude's nose 
she gon diiieeee 
she gon diiieeee
Bruh Jude needs to stop kidnapping
Taryn: Let me help you. You have 2 good jackets.
Is it just me or does Jude constantly wake with the taste of poison on her tongue?
Did Jude just walk into a post-orgy mess in Cardan's room?
"I guess I should be glad he's wearing pants"
Nicasia tried to kill the girl Cardan was with
I mean
I mean
"I cannot allow Cardan to marry Nicasia... I would lose everything"
That's all I hear. She's in denial, your honor
That's all I hear. She's in denial, your honor
"Each evening you will meet me in your rooms before dinner and we will """discuss policy""""
Who's the traitor among them? I want to bet it's Toad or Ghost. Maybe Ghost. Or Taryn?? She flip flops so much I wouldn't be surprised. But Ghost would be an unexpected twist that's on brand for this series. But then Taryn.
The Bomb and Roach
"My land, and MY king"
Jude: "I kissed him on the mouth, and then I threatened to kiss him some more if he didn't do exactly what I wanted."
Nicasia:
Nicasia:
Jude: How'd you get in?
Taryn: I posed as you and made a copy of your key.
I'm 50/50 on Taryn or Ghost as the traitor.
Taryn: I posed as you and made a copy of your key.
I'm 50/50 on Taryn or Ghost as the traitor.
Queen of Mirth........
Is it gonna be Jude?
Is it gonna be Jude?
oh no
*I said Toad in one of my previous tweets but I mean Roach
"I too often have been troubled by dreams of Jude..."
"...Her face features prominently in my most frequent nightmare."
"Some among us do not find mortals beautiful. In fact, some of you might swear that Jude is unlovely."
"...Her face features prominently in my most frequent nightmare."
"Some among us do not find mortals beautiful. In fact, some of you might swear that Jude is unlovely."
SHE STRIPPED
Master of Revels uniform suggestion
they're so dumb
when Jude told Cardan to go seduce Nicasia, she should've known what was going to happen
he's unbuttoning her doublet and he's taking off his jacket are they going to do the do???
WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHAPTER 17 DID THEY DO IT OR NOT??
Jude telling Locke that if he wants to take other lovers, he better include Taryn and she better be into it. good looking out but still
Don't worry I'm still listening to the audiobook. Nothing exciting has happened yet.
The book kinda lost me for a second because I had to focus on a work spreadsheet but Jude got arrowed... Is Ghost the traitor?
YOOOO I WAS RIGHT
Balekin wants Jude to kiss him
"kiss me as though I were Cardan"
