1/ A short thread of Kamala Harris’ Greatest Hits

Let’s start off with Kamala’s “exchange” (more like a gralloching) of AG Bill “Deputy Dog” Barr about the Mueller Report.

Stellar.

2/Quick aside, because I know a lot of y’all yutes don’t know who Deputy Dog is, this is as close an approximation, aside from Droopy the Dog, to Barr as you can get.

What I’m saying is that Barr is, in fact, a dog.

3/ Back to Kamala’s greatest hits:

Sen. Kamala Harris, seen here with her zero fucks to give about old white men trying to shut her up while she grills
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein in a Senate Intel Committee hearing.

Fantastic.

4/ Sen. Kamala Harris asking Jeff Sessions why he can’t remember shit.

Sessions is literally shaking and says she’s making him “nervous”.

Glorious.

5/ Then there was the time that Kamala Harris out-prosecuted this future SCOTUS justice, Brett Kavanaugh, and left him mumbling and looking around for help that wasn’t going to come.

Ah, memories. Really looking forward to her doing this to Mike Pence.

6/ And then here’s the time that Sen. John Cornyn tried to embarrass Kamala Harris on the Senate floor.

It did not go well.

7/ And let's not forget the time Sen. Kamala Harris asked Trump’s CIA pick Gina Haspel if torture is immoral.

Haspel completely avoided answering the question.
Harris was having none of it.