Friends, I need some romance novel recommendations. I& #39;m not having a lot of luck focusing and romance novels always help with that because I can trust things are going to turn out well. Please see next tweet for things I have enjoyed and what I cannot stand.

Likes: shapeshifting, all orientations and gender identities, time-traveling vikings, absurd historicals, things set in NOT major cities, trope-laden plots that still feel fun and read fast because the writing is solid, fat characters, characters of color, working class folks!

NEVER WANTS: infidelity, fat shaming (especially from fat characters), too much danger vibe, bleakness of any sort, major character death, transphobia, racism - these things shouldn& #39;t need to be said but - anything tied to politics, stuff that& #39;s too real world.

Twitter, please help. I just want to read a book and feel some small increase in serotonin because some people love each other and are happy.