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dumbest ways to die: a thread
- set fire to your hair
- poke a stick a grizzly bear
- eat medicine that’s out of date
- use your private parts as piranha bait
- poke a stick a grizzly bear
- eat medicine that’s out of date
- use your private parts as piranha bait
- get your toast out with a fork
- do your own electrical work
- teach yourself how to fly
- eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
- do your own electrical work
- teach yourself how to fly
- eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
- invite a physco killer inside
- scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
- take your helmet off on outer space
- use your clothes dryer as a hiding space
- scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
- take your helmet off on outer space
- use your clothes dryer as a hiding space
- keep a rattlesnake as a pet
- sell both your kidneys on the internet
- eat a tube of superglue
- “i wonder what this red button do”
- sell both your kidneys on the internet
- eat a tube of superglue
- “i wonder what this red button do”
- dress up like a moose during hunting season
- disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
- stand on the edge of train station platform
- drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
- run across the tracks between platforms
- disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
- stand on the edge of train station platform
- drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
- run across the tracks between platforms
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now that i’ve caught your attention, please stream this amazing song, especially america. help him get his second number one as he deserves it
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end of thread! <3
