Most Likely Reasons for Red Cards in Stock Photos:

No.1: "Something's been said"
No. 2: Last man, no attempt to play the ball, sorry, those are the laws
No. 3: 17-man brawl
No.4: Being too tall
No. 5: Hurling abuse from the subs' bench
No. 6: Taking the piss out of the referee's massive whistle
No. 7: Horror tackle
No.8: Complaining too forcefully about the stupid generic ball
No. 9: Mischievous ball-boy
No. 10: Match-fixing, apparently
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